In the showers for the 1st time at Stamford Bridge and Nando Torres see's John Terry's cock. "~~~~~~~ing 'ell John de size of that no wonder Bridges wife like you, but how did you get it so big? Terry say's "its an old trick mate. When i'm goin up the old apples and pears for a bit of how's ya father i whack it against the bannister." Torres goes home that night and starts whacking his dick on the bannister on his way to bed. His wife shouts "John is that you?"