I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."
Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk."
She said, "Yes you are."
I said, "No I'm fcuking not."
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fcuking drunk."
Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk."
She said, "Yes you are."
I said, "No I'm fcuking not."
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fcuking drunk."