Stupid criminals are no match for today?s technology. Take these three stupid criminals for example: Timothy Rucker,33, Phillip Griffen, 31, and Brandon Barnes, 25, walked into the TCF Bank on December 30th with their faces concealed. One of them pointed a gun at a teller and demanded cash (I guess the other two idiots where along just for the fun of it).
The teller quickly gathered-up some cash and put it in a bag for them. What they didn?t realize ? was that besides the bag containing about $9000 ? it also contained a thin and flexible GPS tracking device hidden among the bills.
All three were arrested about an hour after the robbery. The signal from the device led police right to the home of one of the suspect?s parents where all three morons were hiding-out. (I should have guessed it ? grown men living in their parent?s basement = losers).
The teller quickly gathered-up some cash and put it in a bag for them. What they didn?t realize ? was that besides the bag containing about $9000 ? it also contained a thin and flexible GPS tracking device hidden among the bills.
All three were arrested about an hour after the robbery. The signal from the device led police right to the home of one of the suspect?s parents where all three morons were hiding-out. (I should have guessed it ? grown men living in their parent?s basement = losers).
