Happy Birthday Mjolinor

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  • Evastar
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 1220

    #1

    Happy Birthday Mjolinor

    happy birthday mj, hope you have had a great day

    Eva xx
  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    happy bday buddy
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • xant14
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 2062

      #3
      all the best owd coont,

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      • GastonJ
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 5505

        #4
        Happy birthday MJ - a few thoughts for this day

        o You'll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again.
        o You'll save a fortune on shampoo.
        o Your hernia operation will make you a star at the local pub.
        o You will look distinguished with your receding hairline, double chin and wrinkles.
        o You have survived the humiliation of middle age.
        o You'll no longer have to suffer the disappointment of thwarted ambitions; you no longer have any.
        o You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years.
        o You'll be the champ at history questions in the pub quiz.
        o You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous granny or good-looking grandfather competitions.
        o You don't need to make an effort anymore; people will expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous.
        o Your failing memory allows you to convince yourself that you're a super sex machine.
        o You'll be able to talk incessantly about the good old days.
        o Your failing eyesight saves you the anguish of seeing your disintegrating body.
        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
        No good deed goes unpunished....

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        • super jumbe
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 11610

          #5
          Happy birthday mate. Have a good 1.

          Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

          Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

          Note:
          All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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          • skywash
            V.I.P. Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 1002

            #6
            have a great day m8

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            • chroma
              V.I.P. Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 1976

              #7
              As old as thors hammer itself now!
              Hope you have a great day
              He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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              • Grizz
                DK Veteran
                • Sep 2010
                • 1598

                #8
                Happy birthday Mjolinor. Have a good one!

                [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kALGhbTxdg"]YouTube - Fred Wedlock - Oldest swinger in town TOTP[/ame]

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                • bonus2010
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 1962

                  #9
                  Happy birthday Mjolinor.... have a good day!

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                  • gmb45
                    Admin Assistant
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 7538

                    #10
                    happy birthday owl coont
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                    • manxspud
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 1768

                      #11


                      hope its a good 1 m8.

                      @manx

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                      • Miklo
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 583

                        #12
                        Happy belated Birthday pt Mj


                        x 5

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                        • Canker_Canison
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • May 2010
                          • 3904

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Grizz
                          Happy birthday Mjolinor. Have a good one!

                          YouTube - Fred Wedlock - Oldest swinger in town TOTP
                          I've not heard that in years... and years.... and years..... and years


                          Happy birthday Mj.. They're all yours...



                          I found a far better pic, but it would be an instant ban if I posted it. So sent you a PM
                          Canker

                          "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                          - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
                          [COLOR=Green]

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                          • cablefreejunkie
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 1717

                            #14
                            have a good one mj
                            enjoy your day and night
                            The control of information is the consolidation of power

                            ?I care not what puppet is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire. The man who controls Britain?s money supply controls the British Empire and I control the British money supply.? ? Nathan Rothschild



                            IF I HELPED HIT THE THANKS BUTTON

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                            • berley
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 567

                              #15
                              Happy Birthday mj, I hope you have a brilliant day xx

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