Spiders..

[opsmonkey]

I know that there are loads of clever people here on DK but any would be entomologists..??

If so what the f**k is this..? It was in my friends house.. doesn't look British or House type to me

[cunny]

Have you caught it?

[Xram]

Nothing more than a common woodlouse spider mate quite common mate.

http://www.wildaboutbritain.co.uk/gallery/showimage.php?i=42093

[opsmonkey]

cheers Xram

[Xram]

Love the way they say bit like a wasp sting been bitten by these a few times and id take a wasp sting any day.

[RedSpider]

JESUS...!!!!!!


His missus is a bit shy with the duster ain't she?

[maca]

JESUS...!!!!!!


His missus is a bit shy with the duster ain't she?

who the spiders

[Sirus]

Holy shite, I ve seen a few of these over the years in the house, they look like wasps with no wings. I had a bit of an experience with one one night....

Was eating pringles late one night with my feet up on the sofa (thats when they are more likely to walk straight across your floor from their hiding spot thinking no ones there). So when I seen it I threw the pringles lid over it and let it wonder around for a while underneath it, then I got bored and started messing around with it, and I jammed the lid onto its gap in the back part and watched it struggle to reach back and get it off(was amusing for awhile) but the spider must have got a bit pissed because it raised it 2 front legs like something out of the discovery channel and started circling the lid as if in attack mode, but guess what,.after long I seen a woodlouse trying to make it across the floor too and got both under the lid to see what would happen, but the spider kept running away when the woodlouse touched it as it wondered about the lid looking for a way out, but then the spider just turned and seriously you want to have heard the snapping noise from the spiders mouth as it grabbed the woodlouse. Holy ~~~~, scared the shit out of me, and then it sort of put the wood louse under its front legs like a handbag(probably going to save it for later and scoof it).

So anyway, I got tired and squashed both of em.

[maca]

evil coont

[RedSpider]

Holy shite, I ve seen a few of these over the years in the house, they look like wasps with no wings. I had a bit of an experience with one one night....

Was eating pringles late one night with my feet up on the sofa (thats when they are more likely to walk straight across your floor from their hiding spot thinking no ones there). So when I seen it I threw the pringles lid over it and let it wonder around for a while underneath it, then I got bored and started messing around with it, and I jammed the lid onto its gap in the back part and watched it struggle to reach back and get it off(was amusing for awhile) but the spider must have got a bit pissed because it raised it 2 front legs like something out of the discovery channel and started circling the lid as if in attack mode, but guess what,.after long I seen a woodlouse trying to make it across the floor too and got both under the lid to see what would happen, but the spider kept running away when the woodlouse touched it as it wondered about the lid looking for a way out, but then the spider just turned and seriously you want to have heard the snapping noise from the spiders mouth as it grabbed the woodlouse. Holy ~~~~, scared the shit out of me, and then it sort of put the wood louse under its front legs like a handbag(probably going to save it for later and scoof it).

So anyway, I got tired and squashed both of em.

Ha. like it. make em fight then destroy em both

On a more serious note though, it looks ~~~~ all like a wasp

[racin-snake]

he he i have a shit load of spiders co habiting with me
i don't mind them i save them from the sink and bath i just lift it up and put it on the floor

they're amazing to watch and ive never been bitten ?

they kill flies and other things i don't have a care for so spiders are good IMHO i leave em to do their thing ...in fact i have one lives under the front door and have given him a few woodlouse and the occasional fly ...

[RedSpider]

they're amazing to watch and ive never been bitten ?

...

i dunno, you tell us

[Canker_Canison]

I ~~~~in' hate spiders. It has been commented that I scream like a girl.

Don't mind the little ones, neither do I have a problem with tarantulas. It's house & garden spiders that make me squeel like a blond in a bad horror movie.


Many years ago I came home to find a massive house spider on the wall, we're talking a good 3+ inch leg span. Caught it in a glass, only to find another slightly smaller one on the opposite wall. Got both in the same glass, boy did they fight. Ended up cooking the big one by squirting lighter fluid around the edge of the glass & lighting it.
Both were wiped out the next day when I dropped an airbomb into the glass.

[racin-snake]

thanks redspider very kind of you to pick up on my poor punctuation
my bad but wasnt aware that DK had had such a punctuation monitor ......................what a splendid idea...
was the idea yours maybe we could have a spelling monitor and maybe later a grammar monitor

ive left deliberately left all punctuation out of this just to give you your job satisfaction please feel free to correct

THANKS