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  • thered
    V.I.P. Member
    • Aug 2008
    • 4915

    #1

    Hayfever remedy

    I suffer from really bad hayfever gets right in my system makes my eyes itch like hell till they go bloodshot and close up i get loads of mucus bad throat and sneezing fits

    i have tried nasal spray,tablets,eye drops an electric thing that sticks up your nose and even pollen filters in the house

    nothing works properly

    UNTIL NOW

    Vaseline shoved up nostril is the answer and has reduced my symptoms better than anything i have ever touched

    i was a bit dubious at first and i thought i wouldnt be able to put that up my nose but i went up to the bedroom and got some we have a big pot near the bed i picked a brown bit out that looked like 5hit and i did it i put a big blob on me finger wiped it up two nostrils had a look in mirror for danglers and it lifted its ~~~~in great amazing fan dabby wotsits


    Vaseline is all you need plain and simple saving me a tenner a week at least for things that are 5hit


    get on it vaseline is not just for bum sex its for hayfever too
  • chucklor
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2009
    • 470

    #2
    Also mate put a big blob up your snout before you take a shower or bath as the steam aggravates the sinus linings and makes your nose more sucseptible to hayfever....

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    • wetdog
      DK Veteran
      • Apr 2011
      • 989

      #3
      i suffered badly from hayfever until my 30's. i could never cure it, but a good relief for me was eating ice lies, the good old sparkle being my fave. as i consumed them i would bite lumps off and hold it the roof of my mouth with my tongue.

      refreshing!!!

      mick.

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      • Zayne
        Newbie
        • Jun 2011
        • 15

        #4
        been using vaseline to control my hayfever for sometime.
        Its much better than most medicines which have side effects aswell.

        If you suffer really bad from it, you used to be able to get an injection from the doctors. I used to get one every year before summer time. Doctor said is was some type of steroid, and made me promise not to train..., told him ive never lifted weights in my life. Anyways, that really helped. Controlled the eye streaming water, tickly throat, blocked ears, flem buildup etc etc.

        Bet all the pharmas are hoping not too many people learn the simplest of remedies are the best.

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        • thered
          V.I.P. Member
          • Aug 2008
          • 4915

          #5
          Originally posted by Zayne
          been using vaseline to control my hayfever for sometime.
          Its much better than most medicines which have side effects aswell.

          If you suffer really bad from it, you used to be able to get an injection from the doctors. I used to get one every year before summer time. Doctor said is was some type of steroid, and made me promise not to train..., told him ive never lifted weights in my life. Anyways, that really helped. Controlled the eye streaming water, tickly throat, blocked ears, flem buildup etc etc.

          Bet all the pharmas are hoping not too many people learn the simplest of remedies are the best.
          i tired to get that at my doctors he said it went out years ago and they didnt do anything like that anymore

          was he full of 5hit then how long ago are we talking

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          • C64
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 2394

            #6
            Originally posted by thered
            i was a bit dubious at first and i thought i wouldnt be able to put that up my nose but i went up to the bedroom and got some we have a big pot near the bed i picked a brown bit out that looked like 5hit and i did it i put a big blob on me finger wiped it up two nostrils had a look in mirror for danglers and it lifted its ~~~~in great amazing fan dabby wotsits

            get on it vaseline is not just for bum sex its for hayfever too
            LMAO.

            You dirty git.

            I'll try that, but how will it stop my eyes from itching?

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            • wetdog
              DK Veteran
              • Apr 2011
              • 989

              #7
              just thought of another one dude.

              allegedly, by eating locally produced honey, and it must be local. 10 miles or so from your home. a tea spoon or so a day. can help build up the body's defences etc for next year. it takes a whole year to get there dude, but may be worth it.

              google it, im sure there will be something there.

              mick.

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              • Shady
                Shite Link King
                • Dec 2010
                • 6404

                #8
                but DONT eat royal jelly... because that turns you into a bee.. tales of the unexpected taught me that
                Fave replies from various threads

                1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                • super jumbe
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 11610

                  #9
                  Get a peck of brandy before bed in summer all you need every day for the summer time it cured mine..........

                  Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                  Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                  Note:
                  All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                  • RedSpider
                    DK Veteran
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 2448

                    #10
                    don't use vicks vaporub for bumsex
                    Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                    Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                    • Canker_Canison
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 3904

                      #11
                      I still use good old drugs to stop most of my annoying symptoms.

                      Sodium Chromoglycate inhaler for my chest works wonders.

                      Standard nasal spray is fine for my nose.

                      But I tend not to use anything for my eyes. I'll rub them when they are itchy. then when they are swollen & sore to the point I want to rake them out with thereds bog brush.... I use ice cubes. Slightly melted (like they've just popped out of somewhere warm & wet) I rub them over my eyeballs (and occasionally my balls) to cool the swelling & flush out the pollen.

                      Tried this when they were just itching, but it never worked. Gotta be in full screaming agony for it to work.
                      Canker

                      "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                      - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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                      • rds60h
                        DK Veteran
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 622

                        #12
                        Originally posted by witchy
                        LMAO.

                        You dirty git.

                        I'll try that, but how will it stop my eyes from itching?
                        Cos when she tightens her bum up tight your eyes will be watering not itching, and always remember remove the brown bits from the vaseline tub !!!

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                        • Nariana
                          DK Veteran
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 255

                          #13
                          i have an 11yr old daughter that suffers 4rm hay-fever and we have tried everything and the best thing is what red said + wash your eyes and put some vaseline on the eyelashes too never fails

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                          • reddevil157
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1427

                            #14
                            Originally posted by thered
                            i tired to get that at my doctors he said it went out years ago and they didnt do anything like that anymore

                            was he full of 5hit then how long ago are we talking
                            My missus has that injection every year. Back to the vaseline thing, I have the bum part covered but, how much do ya shove up your nose
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                            • mumsnroses
                              Newbie
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 1

                              #15
                              It's always good not to confuse your nose with your bum!

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