Autobiographies

[RedSpider]

If you were writing your autobiography, what would you entitle certain chapters and why?

For the chapter about my childhood, I would use the title "Nits & Sh1tbits" because I often had headlice and skiddy pants.

[Shady]

for my school years chapter, i would title it 'The boy with the Compass Tattoo', as girls would be impressed if you gouged their name into your arm with a compass.

[RedSpider]

for my mid teens, i may use the title "Bin Sifting & Shoplifting" because many a time would be spent being roped, by my eldest brother, into fetching and carrying various guff from skips etc for whichever ~~~~witted purpose he deemed fit.
I was also a stickyfingered mofo. and not because i had semen on my hands like so many other teenage boys.
i was different.
i washed my hands afterwards.
with water and everything.
not bragging or owt

[patkins]

For my childhood days I would title it "Geez, if only I could remember"
Then there would be a chapter on the 60's titled "I was there or was I"
"Bell bottom Boppin" for the 70's
80's 90's and 00's would be "Gee that was quick"
The present decade would be "White pill in the morning-pink pill at night-no wait-pink pill in the morn...-ah shit has it come to this"