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  • ChelseaBun
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2011
    • 832

    #16
    love is just a four letter word.
    sorry is just a four letter word, with a 'y' at the end of it.

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    • patkins
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 3662

      #17
      If you're not in bed by 11, come home.

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      • Grizz
        DK Veteran
        • Sep 2010
        • 1598

        #18
        two from my late Granny....

        1. better to keep your mouth closed and look like a fool, than to open it and prove that you are.


        2. Fcuking krauts.....

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        • stuckylad
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2008
          • 991

          #19
          keep yer mouth shut and nobody will know yer stupid


          shut the door from the outside
          sigpic

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          • gc1966
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2011
            • 2434

            #20
            never admit to anything,lie till you die

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            • Snowy79
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2011
              • 1347

              #21
              A pat on the back is a reconnaissance for a knife.

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              • nara
                DK Veteran
                • May 2008
                • 2586

                #22
                Drinking is not a solution, unless we're talking about alcohol.

                No one said life is going to be perfect; build a bridge and get over it.
                He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                • Shady
                  Shite Link King
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 6404

                  #23
                  better to be on the inside of the tent pissing out, than on the outside pissing in.

                  get to the choppah!!
                  Fave replies from various threads

                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                  • gc1966
                    DK Veteran
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 2434

                    #24
                    ~~~~ it in the cut

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                    • maca
                      Mr. DK DJ
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 6310

                      #25
                      How much!! tell him to ~~~~ off

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                      • Canker_Canison
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • May 2010
                        • 3904

                        #26
                        Serious - check your rear view mirror every second lamp post.


                        Not so serious - If it smells of perfume, stay away. If it smells of fish, hold your nose.



                        Always smile at the person you're shafting - Gus Hedges, Globe Link News.
                        Canker

                        "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                        - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
                        [COLOR=Green]

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                        • bowie
                          DK Veteran
                          • May 2009
                          • 475

                          #27
                          from my grandad...

                          NEVER VOTE FOR THE TORIES

                          think it was more of an order though


                          Men of Harlech onto glory
                          This shall ever be your story
                          Keep these fighting words before ye
                          Cambria will not yield

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                          • dingledangle
                            DK Veteran
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 528

                            #28
                            you dont shit on your own doorstep

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                            • fireblade1
                              DK Veteran
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 683

                              #29
                              Never have a piss in the wind.

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                              • super jumbe
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 11610

                                #30
                                Come to think you only live once!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                                Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                                Note:
                                All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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