After waiting ten minutes for my 2 year old grand daughter to finish on the toilet i said come on what are you doing?"Im letting the pigeons out grandad" she replied.Where the hell did she get that from?
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When my lad was three he was in Church with his Gran when he let rip. His Gran said "Craig what do you say?" and he replied "Sniff that". -
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everytime something in my "crew" farts we use the expression "the gentlemen has arrived"
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You could write a book with the things kids come out with, aww god love em
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Was in town with my 4 year old(2 years ago) and a guy I used to work for got out of his jeep, small fellow says ' look at that big fat man Dad' .
He turned around to say hello to me, of course I was wearing a big red face!!
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My daughter uses the expression im just dropping the kids off not sure y ................I know you believe you understand what you think i said
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I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpicComment
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my baba said to me "am i having a bath tonight, daddy?"
"do you want a bath?" i replied
"no thank you... i will just lick myself"
she then licked her hand and rubbed it on her face.
she didn't need a bath until she basically gobbed on her own face.Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range
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