valentines day...

[jcgrumbles]

Well thats mrs grumbles sorted out for valentines day,the daughter and son in law dragged me out of the house this morning to fix their "leaking radiator" but took me up to the shops to get the mrs a new laptop with all the trimmings.We have never in the past even bought each other a card or anything else because we think its just a crock and a rip off,but if my master plan comes off and she feels as guilty as i hope she does i really dont know what will kill me first the bottle of fine single malt a fortnight or the oral...

[patkins]

Now jc, the first thing of course is she's gonna think you've done something wrong and are feeling guilty.
Questions will be asked.

[reddevil157]

you had better give your nether regions a good scrubbing 2moro nite Grumbles

[Johnner]

JC,win-win either way !!!

The liquid's going down someone's throat one way or the other.

Have a good one

[jcgrumbles]

Now jc, the first thing of course is she's gonna think you've done something wrong and are feeling guilty.
Questions will be asked.

Ha, your probably right,they are a suspicious breed but i am as pure as the driven snow u p to now this year but theres a long way to go yet pat....

[jcgrumbles]

you had better give your nether regions a good scrubbing 2moro nite Grumbles

I cant wait red,
the last time i go an erection was on the bus....its a real shame we havent got jasper now i used to let him lick my balls for me..

[jcgrumbles]

JC,win-win either way !!!

The liquid's going down someone's throat one way or the other.

Have a good one

cheers johner,im not even sure i remember what oral is,i`ll have to find the manual for it,the last time i thought to myself "i`ll never eat all that"...

[Evastar]

she might find DK and never have time for you anymore

[Johnner]

She definitely won't,when she reads this thread !!

[jcgrumbles]

Not much chance of that i hope,shes always at asda,im sure shes having a fling with this george fella...

[johnboy1974]

Me and the missus agreed to give it a complete miss year because we are all skint. Happy days.

[Secretcow]

Wooo! Happy vday!

[ChelseaBun]

i just had to remind Garry to write my card out. who says romance is dead?

i don't get why its a day for lovers, love isn't just constricted to partners, i love my baby, my friends and my family, where's the cards for all them?

[jcgrumbles]

Well after all that i got a six foot by four foot card with XXXk all in it,mind you,she did rub her tits in my face this morning...

[luisete123]

I just don't understand why this day is so important for the women... For me it is just a commercial day, where the shops earn more money...