Is this wrong?

[aleister crowley]

A few hours ago I had the Jehovah Witnesses at the door, a pair of middle aged woman brimming with holiness and anti blood transfusions.
Upon opening the door they swung straight into action, beaming massive smiles they asked "Why is there sooooooo much evil in the world?"

"I'm Jewish" I replied giving them a big grin.

Being confronted with a self confessed Christ killer stopped them in their tracks. Through gritted teeth one of them told me how nice it was to meet some one of faith before about turning and marching up the garden path.
Normally you have to beat them with a stick to get their foot from you door as they try and convert you by showing you that only their god can save you from the fiery depths of hell.

I'm not Jewish by the way but if it keeps these soul sucking bible bashers away from my house then call me Gideon and cut off my foreskin.

How do other people on here get rid of them?

[happy_highlander]

Big german shepherd held by the collar while standing on her back legs shouting. They back away pretty quick

[urbanracer]

When they ask if I want to be a Jevhovah's witness,i alway say I did'nt know he had been involved in an accident!

[aleister crowley]

One of them asked me about 10yrs ago if I'd ever read the Bible and I said "No,but I'm halfway through the Beano"

they didn't last long either.

Each to their own and if that's there own then fair enough, but don't knock on my fcking door trying to ram a faith down my throat.

If they want to believe there is an imaginary man in the sky who can talk to them then that is their business.
It's remarkable that believing in this so called God can cost you a sh*t load of money but still let your kids die if they need a transfusion.

[ChelseaBun]

i don't get why its legal for them to harass you at your own door trying to get you to join their shitty cult.

some old man and woman did it to me last year when i was at home by myself with the baby, i answered the door and he put his foot in ready to come in, what the hell gives them the right to think this is allowed? creepy ~~~~s, thankfully it hasn't happened since we moved, i mustve been targeted cause we we're in a bad area, you shouldve seen the look of disgust when they saw no wedding ring and heard the baby cry and jumped right into action as though i needed to be saved.

[gmb45]

i just go to the door bolok nakeeeed , enuff to scare any ~~~~er off even the bailiffs imagine it 9 inch of slack hanging doon combined with me moobs

[lagerland]

I tell them im an atheist or just no thanks i gave at the office...............

[Shady]

i question them about the morality of a religion that will allow a child to die instead of letting it have a blood transfusion, I question them about how come you never get catholics or C of E bothering them at their door..
I question them about how if they believe in the bible, then obviously, they think incest is ok...

TBH i prefer the mormons, theyre bat shit crazy so more deserving of a pishtake... look up some of the shit THEY believe in.. God lives on a planet called Kolob or summat

[Shady]

i just go to the door bolok nakeeeed , enuff to scare any ~~~~er off even the bailiffs imagine it 9 inch of slack hanging doon combined with me moobs

9 inch, i would have to put mine in 3x to get 9 inch

[Mjolinor]

What is amazing is that the same ones keep coming back. I have tried allsorts but they still come back unless you ring them at their "church" and tell them to stop.

Recommended removal method

Me "are you Jehovas"
them "Yes"
me "you have my sympathy now **** off"

That works quite well.

[maca]

Throw petrol at them followed by a match

[dik]

9 inch, i would have to put mine in 3x to get 9 inch

He meant 9" of slack beer belly hanging down!

[gopher7]

Throw petrol at them followed by a match

Seen how much petrol costs nowadays.?? That would be a waste of money.

[wongers]

i tell them my mam's not in seeing as i'm 55 they give a wierd look by then i've shut the door and back in front of the t.v. job done

[johnboy1974]

I tell them im an atheist and have no interest whatsoever in their god, then wish them good day and shut the door in their face.