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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #16
    Originally posted by ecufix
    The most obvious answer - call Chuck Norris , he will get you there yesterday

    please supply source of information with regards to chuck norris' time-travel capabilities
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    Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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    • rds60h
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2008
      • 622

      #17
      Tell them to stick the 'kin job where the sun don't shine as you get more on Jobseekers Allowance and no you don't want fries with that !!!!

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      • ecufix
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2010
        • 2214

        #18
        Originally posted by RedSpider
        please supply source of information with regards to chuck norris' time-travel capabilities
        You might find the info you looking for at this link

        www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
        Do what you can with what you have .

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        • super jumbe
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 11610

          #19
          Most job interview use CV record.

          They also check with the Criminal Records Bureau and chances any one not being in CRB system is very low about 3% that makes you getting job very hard.

          Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

          Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

          Note:
          All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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          • lagerland
            V.I.P. Member
            • Sep 2010
            • 6031

            #20
            Originally posted by BigLid
            You are a mile from your interview location and stuck in a major tailback in a Taxi. Give 3 things you could do in this situation. I wrote 1) Phone ahead and explain situation 2) Get out and walk or run to interview. Does anyone know of a 3rd thing that could be done?This question still keeps me awake.I have no answer.

            No i dont but is sliced milk the right answer ................
            I know you believe you understand what you think i said



            >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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            • Johnner
              Admin Assistant
              • Jun 2010
              • 7069

              #21
              42 !!



              Sent from my HTC,with Crapatalky !
              Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

              " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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              • BigLid
                Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 51

                #22
                tshirtman I believe is the only one to give the correct answer. I don't know what drugs the rest of you people are on.

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                • lagerland
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 6031

                  #23
                  Well mainly this week ive mostly been taking powerfull hallucinogenic type drugs so that will explain it..............
                  I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                  I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                  • tshirtman
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 1345

                    #24
                    Originally posted by BigLid
                    tshirtman I believe is the only one to give the correct answer. I don't know what drugs the rest of you people are on.
                    Do I win a prize.
                    !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                    • jordigirl
                      DK Veteran
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 716

                      #25
                      how can he be right?, if your already stuck in a major tailback - how do you get out of it to take an alternative route??

                      eh eh eh eh ??







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                      • tshirtman
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 1345

                        #26
                        Originally posted by jordigirl
                        how can he be right?, if your already stuck in a major tailback - how do you get out of it to take an alternative route??

                        eh eh eh eh ??
                        didn't say it was a tailback on a motorway, could have been in a city center with lots of side streets to cut down.
                        anyway I won, I want my prize.
                        !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                        • Monty31ot
                          Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 80

                          #27
                          ignore didnt read the question right.

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                          • johnboy1974
                            DK Veteran
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 3418

                            #28
                            Easy phone them up and ask them if the interview can be conducted by telephone.

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                            • Johnner
                              Admin Assistant
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 7069

                              #29
                              Hope you can sleep better now Big Lid,after your little dilemma.

                              Firstly,could you give a big thanks to all DK members who contributed to making your life easier,no matter how whacky this bunch are.

                              Well done fellas
                              Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                              " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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