DID YOU KNOW

[DJSimo]

how do u know this?

I think this link may answer your question:-

[URL="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/2790723/Bill-Gates-takes-stake-in-UKs-Carpetright.html"]Bill Gates takes stake in UK's Carpetright - Telegraph[/URL][URL="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/2790723/Bill-Gates-takes-stake-in-UKs-Carpetright.html"]
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[RedSpider]

What, if any, are his options on these shares?
How much did he pay for them?
Does he boast about them at dinner parties?
Is his PC wallpaper a picture of Carpet Right?
What are his views on laminate flooring?
Do Carpet Right consider him important enough to manufacture him a suit made of carpet if he so commands?
Does he make carpet-based innuendoes to his wife/mistress/ladies-of-the-night such as offering them a deep shag?

If you cannot answer all of these questions in detail and offering a minimum of three points that show that your answers are correct, then I'm not reading anything else that you type about carpets, Maca.

[jaws2]

it goes hand in hand when you get blue, you feel like kicking it, and you need kicker to install a carpet most times. so its Bill at his best good business venture.

[ajax2061]

let me guess you don't own a carpet from carpet right you only own the licence to walk on it....

[Meat-Head]

you only own the licence to walk on it....

wounder if the length of the carpet has to equal the license key - adds up to a 'magic number'

[ifred]

I reckon Bill bought shares in carpet right so he can install in the carpet pile fibres than when you sit your PC on a carpet it shags your PC
One minute it Tickle boo next minute it Blue screen with a little logo carpetrite of Bill

[Shady]

this all makes sense.
I bought a rug from carpetright, its full of holes i have to wait for a pack to be delivered to patch them.

I tried putting it over laminate from floors to go go, but it wouldnt sit right as it is only compatible with laminate from carpetright.

[Meat-Head]

DUD YOU KNOW

Today is 3 years since amywinehkuse.co.uk was dekcreaed beyond economical repaur.

akdo 3 years ago I was off line in some shut hole called Blackpool

[M T Glass]

So now yer gonna get ****ing cold calls from carpet telesalesmen offering to patch yer shag !!!

Well, be glad it's not Clinton. He'd shag your patch.

[gc1966]

i think it may be to do with his philanthropic ventures,all the off cuts go to homeless people for dossing on.

[ifred]

Maybe Bill bought into them to help develop wall to wall windows shag your pc (codename windows shagpile) after all windows is getter threadbare now against the opposition!!
I hear a rumour Bill's trying a hostile takeover, of Meat's ishit failure as a future windows development (they have the problem with implementing meat's drunk falling down stair programming technique and slamming motor in wall as an update feature)