Was behind a bloke at the tills in Maplin today, he didnt seem to have much computer savvy, he was asking for a 10m cable to connect his computer to his router as his wifi was dodgy.. Maplin chap came back with two shiny glitzy packages with cables in 'em.
"Thats ?11.99 sir, or maybe you'll prefer this one, its Cat6 cable"
Numpty buyer asks whats the difference, Numpty Maplin guy responds
"It'll make your internet faster sir"
"Great, I'll have that one then"
"Thats ?13.99 sir, pop your card in"
I was really itching to tell the buyer he could have a 10m cable delivered to his door for just ?1.50 if he looked on ebay, and to tell the Maplin guy he's an idiot.. Madness...
"Thats ?11.99 sir, or maybe you'll prefer this one, its Cat6 cable"
Numpty buyer asks whats the difference, Numpty Maplin guy responds
"It'll make your internet faster sir"
"Great, I'll have that one then"
"Thats ?13.99 sir, pop your card in"
I was really itching to tell the buyer he could have a 10m cable delivered to his door for just ?1.50 if he looked on ebay, and to tell the Maplin guy he's an idiot.. Madness...

old bloke said, "ok that will do", 32 ~~~~ing tokens ffs, a was like
ya that gob smacked at the blatant rip off ya lost for words like.
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