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  • Mr Pumpy
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 1467
    #1

    Present Ideas Please.

    Its Mrs Pumpy's 40th birthday in July and for the life of me I can't think what to get her..

    Idea's please... I thank you.
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.
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    • jasbo7
      V.I.P. Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 1432
      #2
      How about a new hoover m8

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        • lfc4life
          Sports Nutter
          • Dec 2008
          • 3200
          #3
          get her botox
          IM SORRY but i will never have any sympathy for maggie thatcher .... the bitch

          I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SAY MY HEART AND RESPECT GOES OUT ALL BRITISH AND ALL ARMY TROOPS FIGHTING THE TERROR WHICH STILL BREEDS IN THE WORLD!! YOU HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE MY UTMOST RESPECT !

          YNWA!!!

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            • Mr Pumpy
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2009
              • 1467
              #4
              Originally posted by jasbo7
              How about a new hoover m8

              Good idea, and i'll be spending 2 days trying to remove it from my back passage.
              I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                • caveman_nige
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 4920
                  #5
                  have butchers at some of these for some ideas dude....

                  Birthday Gifts for Her, Jewellery Gifts, Personalised Gifts, Anniversary Gifts, Gifts for Wife, Women - Treat Her

                  Gifts For Her available in the UK from Prezzybox.com. In Stock Now!

                  Gifts for her everything from lingerie perfume jewellery flowers bears cards chocolates

                  Gifts For Her From RedSave

                  Gifts For Her - Gifts For Girls - I Want One Of Those

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                    • father ted
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 1389
                      #6
                      how about one of these >>>>Domestic Waste Compactor - Binstomper Bigfoot Bin Compactor - Binstomper.co.uk

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                        • jasbo7
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1432
                          #7
                          good post FT but she's as well with some sex toy's so she's not bored when Mr Pumpy's down the pub

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                            • Mr Pumpy
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 1467
                              #8
                              Nice one nige....You seem like one serious shopa.
                              I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                • Mr Pumpy
                                  DK Veteran
                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 1467
                                  #9
                                  Thats a crackin idea Ted, just to wind her up .

                                  And I can't get another sex toy, you open the cupboard in our bedroom and they fall out and bang you on the head.
                                  I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                    • jasbo7
                                      V.I.P. Member
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 1432
                                      #10
                                      jeez pumps you must be down the pub a lot. seriously you need to take her away for the night, have a candlelit dinner and have some lilly's sent to her during your meal, she will love that......and hope she does'nt ask who there from

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                                        • Mr Pumpy
                                          DK Veteran
                                          • Jan 2009
                                          • 1467
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by jasbo7
                                          jeez pumps you must be down the pub a lot. seriously you need to take her away for the night, have a candlelit dinner and have some lilly's sent to her during your meal, she will love that......and hope she does'nt ask who there from
                                          We are off to London for 3 nights without the kids so thats sorted.
                                          Just need to get her summat.
                                          I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                            • gmb45
                                              #12
                                              a rampant rabbit m8

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                                                • Krypton
                                                  DK Veteran
                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                  • 694
                                                  #13
                                                  hire a college orchestra/band for a few squid, about ?200 should cover it, get them to wake her up playing her favourite tune
                                                  Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

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                                                    • Mr Pumpy
                                                      DK Veteran
                                                      • Jan 2009
                                                      • 1467
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Krypton
                                                      hire a college orchestra/band for a few squid, about ?200 should cover it, get them to wake her up playing her favourite tune

                                                      Always helpful as usual.

                                                      I can't think of owt, might have to resort to a Steiff bear, she's been collecting em for 20 odd years.


                                                      Very odd.
                                                      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                                        • Krypton
                                                          DK Veteran
                                                          • Jan 2009
                                                          • 694
                                                          #15
                                                          tell yer what pumpy m8. you do that college band idea, seriously mate. you'll never have to buy another pressy. ive done it myself a few years ago after stealing it off a tv prog.
                                                          Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

                                                          Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
                                                          There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
                                                          Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                                                          Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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