Present Ideas Please.

[Mr Pumpy]

I'll never have to buy a pressy again cos i'll be devorced.
If I get her 40th pressy wrong i'll get the shite kicked outa me.
I don't think yer comprehend just how fiercesome she is.

[forntida]

Wrap yourself up in just a big pink ribbon and wake her up in the morning.

[Mr Pumpy]

Wrap yourself up in just a big pink ribbon and wake her up in the morning.

You speaking from experience there Forntiddler.

[forntida]

You might be luckier than me. She said did you put the milk in the fridge. I did not understand why she asked me that.

[Lainie]

how much do you want to spend? personally i love swarovski jewellery

Swarovski Crystal - Jewellery - Pendants - Clear Crystal Heart Pendant


and id love a sweetie bracelet

Women Bracelets, Sweetie Bracelet - Medium - Jewellery from Links of London

[Krypton]

newspaper from the day she was born, mix cd of top ten from the day she was born, peice of jewellry containing her birthstone, etc, stick em in a box. In my expereince wome care not for the cost of presents, all they care is how much you thought about them.

[Mr Pumpy]

newspaper from the day she was born, mix cd of top ten from the day she was born, peice of jewellry containing her birthstone, etc, stick em in a box. In my expereince wome care not for the cost of presents, all they care is how much you thought about them.

Knew you were a softy at heart.

[Mr Pumpy]

Hey pumpy, try the old jumper and a vibrator, if she dont like the jumper she can go fcuk herself

.. The old one are still the best.

Might have to trawl around poundland next week.

[Lainie]

awe krypt nice ideas there.(nancy sinatra - these boots were made for walking was no1 when i was born ) @ pumpy for christ sake dont forget a nice card!!!!

[Mr Pumpy]

awe krypt nice ideas there.(nancy sinatra - these boots were made for walking was no1 when i was born ) @ pumpy for christ sake dont forget a nice card!!!!

I buy pressies but I havn't bought a card in 20 years, she'd wonder what was going on if I got her one.

ps...She doesn't get me one either.

[RedSpider]

cook her a nice cat stew

[Mr Pumpy]

If I could catch that 3 legged cat from next door I would.
Mrs Pumpy has started puttin orange peel and black pepper round the conifers where it drops a log.

Thing is the fekkin orange peel seemed to attract the bloody thing..
Though ive just asked her now and she says the black pepper might be working.

[RedSpider]

orange peel and pepper?
has she not considered a dog?

[Mr Pumpy]

orange peel and pepper?
has she not considered a dog?

Oh aye, weve got a dog, but it craps in the front garden and our dog can't get at it.

The cat that is, not the crap.

[RedSpider]

a bear trap then