Time Machine

[hoggy952]

If you had a time machine, what would be the first settings you'd put in?

Wouldn't want to go back too far. yesterday would do, just to have a butchers at the lotto numbers.

Seriously, would probably go back to the 50s and 60s. Was there ever a better time to be living in the UK?, although the 70s weren't bad if you were young and not scared by all the economic and industrial crises going on a the time.

and I'd like to see the moment my parents first met...

[thered]

Re: Time Machine

If you had a time machine, what would be the first settings you'd put in?

Wouldn't want to go back too far. yesterday would do, just to have a butchers at the lotto numbers.

Seriously, would probably go back to the 50s and 60s. Was there ever a better time to be living in the UK?, although the 70s weren't bad if you were young and not scared by all the economic and industrial crises going on a the time.

and I'd like to see the moment my parents first met...

Is that to stop them?

Or do you want to pinch her off dad in some weird fantasy?

Is it a good idea, it may destroy you as a person no doubt if i went back to see my mam she would be getting banged all over and i find that me dads anyone of a threesome

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[hoggy952]

Is that to stop them?

Or do you want to pinch her off dad in some weird fantasy?

No.. no... no... !!!! the moment their eyes met in the queue for the school library or,,, whatever it was !

[thered]

Re: Time Machine

No.. no... no... !!!! the moment their eyes met in the queue for the school library or,,, whatever it was !

I can picture it now all wet with exitement waiting for the latest mills and boon book to come out. Then dads telling all his mates later to sniff his fingers


Sorry



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[RedSpider]

The problem with time travel is....

If you travel back in time with a cure to a fatal disease in order to prevent a family member from dying then, having done that, your future self would never have had to travel back in time to do so in the first place.

If you travel into the future to see your future self, you would soon find out how idiotic a task you've set yourself. You would be in a future where you have ceased to exist because you disappeared from the timeline the minute you hit 88 mph.

Besides that, your mum would want to shag you and you'ld have to invent skateboards.
Are you ready for that sort of commitment?

[hoggy952]

There are a few things I'd like to go back and see...Romans landing UK/Ice age,mammoths etc/Prehistoric man...But I have a feeling none of us modern types would survive for long in the past.

[thered]

Re: Time Machine

There are a few things I'd like to go back and see...Romans landing UK/Ice age,mammoths etc/Prehistoric man...But I have a feeling none of us modern types would survive for long in the past.

On a serious note id like to see lots of things. The start would be a good point. See how we got here and see what was around, see if it was made in 7 days. Id go to the year 0 in between bc and ad to see if jesus was real and Id try and find moses to see if he could part the sea then id record it to piss david blaine off.
Id see the dinosaurs see whar happened. Id like to go to 19th early 20th century see what it was like in workhouse and them sexy ladies in corsets. Instead of tescos in pyjamas when ladies were ladies and not potty mouth tramps then id go to the sixties and get in before ringo. Then after that i would go back to my life and change the shit bits

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[hoggy952]

Jesus Christ!!

[Meat-Head]

Well that sounds cool, there are moments in time where yes would love to go to, be there, like tracy Barlow went to some shit hole a week before i did, missed that.

Like just before xmas, there was a funky fire, would love to have gone back, grabbed the fuel, ( a LOT of it), a few other 'bits and pieces' that went in the fire, then watch what caused the fire and then returned back to life, back to reality.

[GastonJ]

If you had a time machine, what would be the first settings you'd put in?

Wouldn't want to go back too far. yesterday would do, just to have a butchers at the lotto numbers.

Seriously, would probably go back to the 50s and 60s. Was there ever a better time to be living in the UK?, although the 70s weren't bad if you were young and not scared by all the economic and industrial crises going on a the time.

and I'd like to see the moment my parents first met...

I'd go back, mug the inventor of the time machine, make it myself, zip forward and win the lottery a few times and then sit back n watch you lot without a time machine

[Meat-Head]

I'd go back, mug the inventor of the time machine, make it myself, zip forward and win the lottery a few times and then sit back n watch you lot without a time machine

tosser

[digicon]

have you lot never heard of the space time continuum and any ripples caused by time travel which result in the traveller returning to an alternate timeline ( see BTTF Part2 ).

Not for me thanks too risky

[GastonJ]

Stealing the plans and building the time machine myself would stop any such problems

Travelling forwards in time has never been a problem, we all do it quite well.

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

Rumor going around says, that if Superman really did circle the earth and make it spin counter clcok wise, the most he would have gained was 30 seconds because blah blah can't remember.

[super jumbe]

Why any 1 wants to go back in time you do not want to bump into 1930 Adolf v Winston???.