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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #16
    Originally posted by super jumbe
    Why any 1 wants to go back in time you do not want to bump into 1930 Adolf v Winston???.
    OH yeah, would *LOVE* to meet Adlof, just go back a little earlier and relearn his default software with Inglish.

    Oh in that case, just after the WW II when BMC were offered VW and some donkey said "nah that's NOT going to make money"

    BACK IN TIME, yes LOTS of times where the germans have brought Inglish companies and dissolved them, go back in time and buy german comapnys for pennies and disolve them.

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    • RedSpider
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 2448

      #17
      Originally posted by super jumbe
      Why any 1 wants to go back in time you do not want to bump into 1930 Adolf v Winston???.
      Why not? Adolf wasn't such a massive d**k in 1930 and Churchill was unemployed after leaving his job as Chancellor of the Exchequer.
      Besides that, I'm pretty sure that Churchill would be nice enough. No need to worry about him because he clearly didn't spend his childhood being bullied like Adolf did.
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      • firemouth
        DK Veteran
        • Sep 2008
        • 410

        #18
        Originally posted by digicon
        have you lot never heard of the space time continuum and any ripples caused by time travel which result in the traveller returning to an alternate timeline ( see BTTF Part2 ).

        Not for me thanks too risky
        I would suggest that the mere fact of travelling back in time HAS already changed the time line.
        the question is does it destroy the original, time line, or just start a new one?
        but, if it starts a new one, can you ever get back to the old one?

        as for the "space time continuum"?
        I'm unsure what that has to do with it.
        as all that is, is a mathematical construct that describes our reality.

        Firemouth rules for life.
        If it aint broke, don't fix it!
        If its broke, fix it and use it again!
        If it proper broke, use it for something else!

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        • manxspud
          DK Veteran
          • Jul 2009
          • 1768

          #19
          I would go back to the night i had my Scorpio Cosworth Estate
          pinched and burnt out ... with a f**king big meat cleaver. 10yrs i had that car and it passed every mot no probs. would not be worried about any ripple effects

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          • Shady
            Shite Link King
            • Dec 2010
            • 6404

            #20
            Like many others i would do the lottery thing, I would also go back and kill Lee clarks mom before he was born.

            I would go back and batter my younger self because i was a dick.
            Fave replies from various threads

            1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
            2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
            3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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            • elplicko
              DK Duf PT
              • Jul 2009
              • 321

              #21
              i would go back and irradicate my sisters i was only lad with 5 sisters then win lottery and move to nice island with kylie minogue
              sigpicD.T.A. the safest way



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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #22
                Originally posted by Shady
                and kill Lee clarks mom
                I would go back and batter my younger self because i was a dick.

                1) Who?

                2) No doesn't matter, you didn't get where you are today by not being a dick

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                • RedSpider
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 2448

                  #23
                  Originally posted by elplicko
                  i would go back and irradicate my sisters i was only lad with 5 sisters then win lottery and move to nice island with kylie minogue
                  kylie minogue now or from the past?
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                  • Canker_Canison
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 3904

                    #24
                    Most people seem to want to win the lottery. But why? Surely it would be more fun to rob banks & jewelers. I could go back to November 2000 & hit every bank in the area, safe in the knowledge that my past self has a rock solid alibi serving two weeks jury service.

                    I missed the 60's and all that free love. I'd bung Bill Gates $10,000 for a 50% share in his company. Pop back to the mid 70's & tell Freddie to keep it wrapped up at all times. Make sure Simon Cowell went bankrupt by the late 80's, destined to live out his days pissed under a bridge in London. Go back to the crusades & tell Richard not to bother, germany would make a better 2nd home if he could remove the locals.
                    Suppose I could go back & change a few things in my life. Stop myself from getting involved with certain females & slip it to those I turned away. But then I wouldn't be the person I am today....don't know if that would be good or bad.
                    Canker

                    "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
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                    • Lainie
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 3062

                      #25
                      too many to list

                      prevent from happening

                      dunblane
                      hillsborough
                      ibrox
                      jamie bulger
                      moors victims

                      thats just the ones i can think of just now
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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Lainie
                        too many to list

                        prevent from happening
                        Well just becarefull as there is an INFERIOR website that is a copy of dk
                        Had that not exsited thrre would be no dk

                        Would love to go back and punch whoever invented adobe flash player 'adchoices' more shit that judt slows your computer doen

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                        • thicktrunk
                          Newbie
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 1

                          #27
                          id go back to 1996 when I lost that fiver somewhere in devon!!!!!!

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                          • hoggy952
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1229

                            #28
                            Originally posted by thicktrunk
                            id go back to 1996 when I lost that fiver somewhere in devon!!!!!!
                            I found it and bought fish and chips with it and even had some change

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                            • maaonii
                              Newbie
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 1

                              #29
                              I'd go back to medievel... to invent stuff that are already invented today

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                              • prostkxy
                                Newbie
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 2

                                #30
                                i would go back and make sure Liverpool football club were never invented.

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