Lies

[Shady]

Whats the best lie you've ever told/been told.


My sisters stupid waster boyfriend told me and redspider a good one:

We were talking about the advanced driving test, and he reckoned that he had done a course with the police for his advanced driving.
This course consisted of him meeting the police on a slip road to the M69 where the poloce were waiting with a scooby and an evo.

One copper sat in the evo and he and another copper sat in the scooby. The evo roared off quickly accelerating to the max. The copper in the scooby with him said "off you go then" My sisters stupid waster boyfriend said "what do you mean"? The copper then replied "catch him"..


So according to him, this advanced driving test consisted of chasing a copper down the m69 one morning.

Me and redspider were in tears laughing at his bullshit, but he was adamant that it was true and that he had the certificate to prove it.. we said "show it us"... we're still waiting.

[Kalipo]

Telling women im single.. hmm

Maybe shouldnt post that.....

[RedSpider]

Another of that c**ts lies...... he was driving his works van and ran over some bloke. The bloke went flying, cartoon style, leaving his shoes planted to the spot.
Apparently, the bloke then got up and told him that he was going to sue him.
Luckily a passing copper saw the whole thing and told the bloke that if he tried to sue him, he would arrest him for perverting the course of justice.

[Meat-Head]

Damm it on my phone so cant link

I have recently been lieing to members, so far admin havent pulled me up on it

[lagerland]

It wasnt told to me but someone used it and got away with it at work,still dont know how till this day........

They was at some horse event somewhere and the car broke down,the excuse/lie was the carburetor had gone .Anyway the supervisor swallowed it.Only problem i could see was the car ran on diesel........

O well you live and learn..............

[badapple]

When the wearing of "car seat belts" law first came out...
someone said, they had read that soon another new law was going to be interduced soon... the wearing of seatbelts on... "motorbikes"

[Elric]

Damm it on my phone so cant link

I have recently been lieing to members, so far admin havent pulled me up on it

you right there meaty,cos you joined an inferriour forum somewhere

[Meat-Head]

Our cat chases the elephants and giraffs out the village

Do you see any, no because the cat had chased them away

[Meat-Head]

you right there meaty,cos you joined an inferriour forum somewhere

No not lieing i have admiited to posting on an inferior forum

But i did only join to leech a file, did not join because i wanted to, had to!

Sodddding iphone 5 mins later still not sent

[dixie74]

talking to a friend and his mate at fishing,his mate said he caught a shark on the river severn. had to go sit somewhere else couldnt look at him without laughing.

[DOUGALMCD]

I'm pregnant baby and it's yours.

[Meat-Head]

wasn't a lie as such some plank came in with his car blah blah problem, how far away, oh i live in the city, blah blah, yes i come down the MOTORWAY dumb dick ,meant bypass - the town is so crap it has to be bypassed

[gc1966]

afternoon session in the pub and somehow got into conversation about the magician david nixon back in the day,one of the regular afternoon crew told us he could do a fantastic magic card trick where you picked a card at random in your head and he would return the following afternoon with said card encased in a hard boiled egg.

so someone took him up on this bet and arranged to be in the following afternoon,the pub was quite packed the following day waiting for our magician friend but he never shown up and has drank somewhere else ever since,but whenever any of us see him we still shout "how you doing,joey the egg"puerile i know but we find it funny

[johnboy1974]

Lies

Can't think of one for myself, but my mum got involved in a pyramid scam called woman empowering woman. ?400 would get her ?4000 in a few weeks. Worse of all she was recommended it by a friend. Now ex friend.


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[daithi]

told stig he was a nice guy