chilli sauce....

[jcgrumbles]

im waiting for a course of steroid pain killing injections in my groin but for the time being my doctor has given me some cream to rub in,its called capsicain and i swear to you its just about the worse thing you would want to rub into your balls.Its ok for a few minutes and then your world seems to start falling apart as the stinging sensation kicks in,then i start running around the place then it gets everywhere else as well,its been on my willie end,up my bum and the love of my life isnt at the minute because if i dont wash my hands properly its on everything i touch and ive been told in no uncertain terms that it doesnt do your nipples any good either.this stuff is supposed to sink in and kill the nerve endings and i wish it would hurry up,and ive got some in my eye now for christs sake.
rant over,nearly,i forgot to mention when i go in the shower the hot water reacts with it and it burns like buggery,......

[gmb45]

goodness gracious great balls of fire

[jcgrumbles]

ha, your bloody right gmb45,ive just put the second lot on of the day and the mrs is weeing herself laughing at me,shes just said that chilli sauce goes well with my wontons....

[super jumbe]

Your doctor could be another Shipman, it never hurts to get a second opinion?

[jcgrumbles]

i h ope not sj,the same fellas going to be giving me my ball injections later...

[jordigirl]

will a nice cold wet towel not help after you apply it ??

on other hand tmi, and nice to see blokes suffer as well as us women

[jcgrumbles]

ha, cheers jg,no i cant do that cos then the stuff just spreads and makes me want to go out and punch a horse,off topic i know but those "fans" in the toon the other day really made me feel proud to be a geordie the bloody morons...