A local lad claims that he has cured a bad acne and a pimple problem that he has suffered with for a long time by peeing in his bath water while bathing . He also claims that the pheromones have been phenominal in attracting the opposite sex ,I am worried that our local young lad population will be walking around smelling like pee , with the neighborhoods lasses following them everywhere.
Pee in your bath ?
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If they wanna smell like my great grandmother, let 'em do it.
I discovered a cure for all known cancers & STD's. But I went out & got pi**ed, lost my laptop, was hit by a tornado outside B&Q, thrown to the road side where a cyclist landed on me after being hit by a car at a junction. I woke up in hospital with no memory of my greatest gift to the human race, only a vague recollection of getting excited during a golden shower... Then my dog ate my homework.
All I could find was the results page from the lab that ran all the tests. Even now they still contact me with multimillion pound offers for the secret.
And if you believe that....send me all your money so I can continue my research
Canker
"Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
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I believe the golden shower off the dog bitIf they wanna smell like my great grandmother, let 'em do it.
I discovered a cure for all known cancers & STD's. But I went out & got pi**ed, lost my laptop, was hit by a tornado outside B&Q, thrown to the road side where a cyclist landed on me after being hit by a car at a junction. I woke up in hospital with no memory of my greatest gift to the human race, only a vague recollection of getting excited during a golden shower... Then my dog ate my homework.
All I could find was the results page from the lab that ran all the tests. Even now they still contact me with multimillion pound offers for the secret.
And if you believe that....send me all your money so I can continue my research
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I once had sex with a girl 2 years ago.. i was walking her home.. and she decided she needed a piss.. being drunk herself she decided it was okay to crouch in some bushes in the middle of the road.. i managed to get some piss on me that night which i was gad cause i met another girl a few days later
SO maybe pissing on each other will do us each a favour??Comment
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Have you been on the catnip?
@thered...
If you knew my dog, nothing is safe. He's pi**ed on me twice while I was picking up his latest master piece in turd art. Then he discovered the art of tea-bagging... my nephew didn't know what to do
Canker
"Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
- The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells[COLOR=Green]Comment
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As long as your enjoying it thats the main thing
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They wernt really much hiding her
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** UPDATE ***
Had a shower last night and pissed on my right foot.. For a few weeks ive had hard skin on the top half of my foot.. today after weeing.. ive noticed the ski n is starting to flake??
Coincidence? im not sure.. ill update when applicable..!Comment
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piss into the wind naked for best effects
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEVsZOqLMzg
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Last edited by Cod3waX; 10 June, 2013, 18:28.Comment


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