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  • ecufix
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2010
    • 2214

    #1

    Pee in your bath ?

    A local lad claims that he has cured a bad acne and a pimple problem that he has suffered with for a long time by peeing in his bath water while bathing . He also claims that the pheromones have been phenominal in attracting the opposite sex ,I am worried that our local young lad population will be walking around smelling like pee , with the neighborhoods lasses following them everywhere.
    Do what you can with what you have .
  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Why would you post about it, keep it quiet so rest of the teenage dirtbags are spotty

    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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    • johnboy1974
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2008
      • 3418

      #3
      You're talking piss again mate.

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      • Canker_Canison
        V.I.P. Member
        • May 2010
        • 3904

        #4
        If they wanna smell like my great grandmother, let 'em do it.


        I discovered a cure for all known cancers & STD's. But I went out & got pi**ed, lost my laptop, was hit by a tornado outside B&Q, thrown to the road side where a cyclist landed on me after being hit by a car at a junction. I woke up in hospital with no memory of my greatest gift to the human race, only a vague recollection of getting excited during a golden shower... Then my dog ate my homework.
        All I could find was the results page from the lab that ran all the tests. Even now they still contact me with multimillion pound offers for the secret.

        And if you believe that....send me all your money so I can continue my research
        Canker

        "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
        - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
        [COLOR=Green]

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        • thered
          V.I.P. Member
          • Aug 2008
          • 4915

          #5
          Originally posted by Canker_Canison
          If they wanna smell like my great grandmother, let 'em do it.


          I discovered a cure for all known cancers & STD's. But I went out & got pi**ed, lost my laptop, was hit by a tornado outside B&Q, thrown to the road side where a cyclist landed on me after being hit by a car at a junction. I woke up in hospital with no memory of my greatest gift to the human race, only a vague recollection of getting excited during a golden shower... Then my dog ate my homework.
          All I could find was the results page from the lab that ran all the tests. Even now they still contact me with multimillion pound offers for the secret.

          And if you believe that....send me all your money so I can continue my research
          I believe the golden shower off the dog bit

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          • Kalipo
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2008
            • 1687

            #6
            I once had sex with a girl 2 years ago.. i was walking her home.. and she decided she needed a piss.. being drunk herself she decided it was okay to crouch in some bushes in the middle of the road.. i managed to get some piss on me that night which i was gad cause i met another girl a few days later

            SO maybe pissing on each other will do us each a favour??
            ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

            Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #7
              Canker mate dont sysspose you kaotop had the dtuff on it, posted on her thermite i think? Tge secret recepie

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • nara
                DK Veteran
                • May 2008
                • 2586

                #8
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                Canker mate dont sysspose you kaotop had the dtuff on it, posted on her thermite i think? Tge secret recepie
                Somebody help me out here?
                He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                • gc1966
                  DK Veteran
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 2434

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nara
                  Somebody help me out here?

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                  • Canker_Canison
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 3904

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                    Canker mate dont sysspose you kaotop had the dtuff on it, posted on her thermite i think? Tge secret recepie
                    Have you been on the catnip?

                    @thered...
                    If you knew my dog, nothing is safe. He's pi**ed on me twice while I was picking up his latest master piece in turd art. Then he discovered the art of tea-bagging... my nephew didn't know what to do
                    Canker

                    "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                    - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
                    [COLOR=Green]

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                    • thered
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 4915

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                      Have you been on the catnip?

                      @thered...
                      If you knew my dog, nothing is safe. He's pi**ed on me twice while I was picking up his latest master piece in turd art. Then he discovered the art of tea-bagging... my nephew didn't know what to do
                      As long as your enjoying it thats the main thing

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                      • thered
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 4915

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kalipo
                        being drunk herself she decided it was okay to crouch in some bushes in the middle of the road..
                        Must have been some night, bushes in middle of road


                        We have speed bumps

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                        • Kalipo
                          DK Veteran
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1687

                          #13
                          Originally posted by thered
                          Must have been some night, bushes in middle of road


                          We have speed bumps
                          They wernt really much hiding her ..

                          ** UPDATE ***

                          Had a shower last night and pissed on my right foot.. For a few weeks ive had hard skin on the top half of my foot.. today after weeing.. ive noticed the ski n is starting to flake??

                          Coincidence? im not sure.. ill update when applicable..!
                          ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                          Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                          • Cod3waX
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1011

                            #14
                            piss into the wind naked for best effects

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEVsZOqLMzg

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                            Last edited by Cod3waX; 10 June, 2013, 18:28.

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                            • ajax2061
                              DK Veteran
                              • Nov 2012
                              • 395

                              #15
                              I think this thread is taking the piss

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