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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #31
    window?
    who is Michelle, hot bird is called "J**** H***" fakebook "J*******5"

    lives not sure where excatly, but near the ORIGINAL Asda.com in Meat-City.

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    • Meat-Head
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      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #32
      Bump kalipo what happppppppened

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      • ifred
        DK Veteran
        • Jun 2010
        • 1627

        #33
        Google "Jala neti " to find the best way to use your pee!!!!!
        You guy's just wasting it piissh in god's telephone or any unsuspecting bush

        PS don't belive the article that say use isotonic salt water....its code for piissh
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        • Meat-Head
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          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #34
          Well adblue (fm). Is pig piss

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          • M T Glass
            DK Veteran
            • Jul 2013
            • 733

            #35
            Originally posted by ifred
            Google "Jala neti " to find the best way to use your pee!!!!!
            You guy's just wasting it piissh in god's telephone or any unsuspecting bush

            PS don't belive the article that say use isotonic salt water....its code for piissh
            I didn't google it but remember years ago reading somewhere that the actress Sarah Miles always drank her own pee. By the look on her face I'd well believe she had drank something out of the unusual.
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            • aftermath
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              • Mar 2008
              • 4345

              #36
              As in ancient Rome, urine was used for tooth-whitening.
              A famous poem by the Roman poet Catullus, criticizing a Gaul named Egnatius, reads:

              Egnatius, because he has snow-white teeth, smiles all the time. If you're a defendant in court, when the counsel draws tears, he smiles: if you're in grief at the pyre of pious sons, the lone lorn mother weeping, he smiles. Whatever it is, wherever it is, whatever he's doing, he smiles: he's got a disease, neither polite, I would say, nor charming. So a reminder to you, from me, good Egnatius. If you were a Sabine or Tiburtine or a fat Umbrian, or plump Etruscan, or dark toothy Lanuvian, or from north of the Po, and I'll mention my own Veronese too, or whoever else clean their teeth religiously, I’d still not want you to smile all the time: there's nothing more foolish than foolishly smiling. Now you’re Spanish: in the country of Spain what each man pisses, he's used to brushing his teeth and red gums with, every morning, so the fact that your teeth are so polished just shows you’re the more full of piss.


              Some advocates believe that the Bible recommends urine therapy. A verse in Proverbs (Proverbs 5:15) advises: "Drink waters from thy own cistern, flowing water from thy own well."However, subsequent verses contain warnings against adultery, and advice for husbands to stay faithful; hence the interpretation of this verse as a literary device or ****ogy.

              In Islam, drinking urine is forbidden and is considered "najasa" due to its toxicity. In Islam urine is considered such a filth that it is forbidden to urinate in standing position lest the droplets and spray from striking of urine against the ground or a wall or some other obstruction, may pollute one's clothing. Prayers are not allowed in clothing that are polluted even with a single droplet of urine. Washing of the privates (Urethra) is compulsory after urinating (As it is after passing the stool), for both sexes. Abulations are also compulsory, including washing of both hands after urinating. Islamic commentators find urine to be something that is "filth" However, only in life saving conditions and utmost necessity of thirst when it is matter of life and death, scholars such as Abū Ḥanīfa have said only that "it's disliked" ("makruh" or "almost" haraam). and it would be best that it should be avoided even under those circumstances.
              Last edited by aftermath; 11 February, 2014, 10:23.

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              • ifred
                DK Veteran
                • Jun 2010
                • 1627

                #37
                Maybe pisshing in the street is better than I thought if islam doesn't tolerate it!
                Can't think many true believers would want to live in a country where the jocks water the trees daily or shake hands with us?
                After all its a British tradition after a night out
                Last edited by ifred; 11 February, 2014, 17:40.
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                • Meat-Head
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                  • Oct 2009
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                  #38
                  Funny if u get artsts pig don't find"not like I'm taking anything" amusing. Ishit

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                  • Meat-Head
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                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #39
                    Cool, thanks dk instead of taking my iShit, house phone and cell phone off big lid for. A pish after a bath, pish on bath and pull plug, great done it twice now

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                    • Meat-Head
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #40
                      ON TOLIC:-

                      Goihke. (iShit Failiure) google "vinegar listerine feet" advertisement

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                      • ifred
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1627

                        #41
                        No ishit Failure on this! you been researching this opic for 6 months since last post!!!
                        no wonder your post count is down
                        Q do you drink listerine with vinegar, pee in bath and then wash feet in bath to get nice bird pulling soft feet or have I got it ishit F$$$$$$ again
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                        • Kalipo
                          DK Veteran
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1687

                          #42
                          I'm still pissing on my feet when i have a shower..

                          No visable signs of them inproving..

                          Im storing urine in 2ltr coke bottles in my van.. not sure what i will do with them..
                          ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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