Things That Go Missing At Home.

[Mr Pumpy]

Where the fek do all the pens and teaspoons go???

[caveman_nige]

what happened to my socks, i buy them as a pair... why do I end up with odd socks..... its not just my wife, i remember back when i was younger living with my parents, the same thing happened then...

[ste6106]

I blame my butler

[thered]

i have just lost me driving license it was a bit battered in me wallet so i thought id put it somewhere safe so it didnt fall to bits now it has gone

it never ever fails i put somethin in a safe place and it disapears forever like the bermuda triangle

[Mr Pumpy]

Never mind your smelly socks . Ive just got in from work, made myself a cuppa, no teaspoons. Had a good hunt around and managed to find 3, a couple of weeks ago we deffo had 10 or so.

Then Mrs pumpy wanted me to sign summat, no fekkin pens.

Ive got my suspicions, so i'll be interrogating me daughter shortly.

[aftermath]

My TV license, cant find that


Oh my beer always goes missing, the beer fridge always seems to be empty in the morning.. it wasn't me..

[Mr Pumpy]

I blame my butler

If he's owt like Paul Burrel he'll have stuff stashed away.

[Mr Pumpy]

My TV license, cant find that


Oh my beer always goes missing, the beer fridge always seems to be empty in the morning.. it wasn't me..

Youve got a beer fridge.. Coooooooooool (literally)

[xant14]

for some strange reason... i have a glut of teaspoons... 7 more than I usually had

[Mr Pumpy]

for some strange reason... i have a glut of teaspoons... 7 more than I usually had

God damn you.

[Mr Pumpy]

No we r getting somewhere.

It turns out me daughter has been taking a yoghurt to school, and ofcoarse a teaspoon too, but not bringing the spoon home.

[forntida]

No we r getting somewhere.

It turns out me daughter has been taking a yoghurt to school, and ofcoarse a teaspoon too, but not bringing the spoon home.

I could have told you that. My two kids lost about a teaspoon a week. Now that they are out off the house we seem to be growing teaspoons.

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

i seem to always lose my homework sheets..

[clit-eastwood]

lost my memory from last nite, maybe too manny beers?

[berley]

what happened to my socks, i buy them as a pair... why do I end up with odd socks..... its not just my wife, i remember back when i was younger living with my parents, the same thing happened then...

know the feeling cavey, its always socks that go missing in my house, im sure washing machines are made to eat the socks