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  • thered
    V.I.P. Member
    • Aug 2008
    • 4915

    #1

    How many firemen

    How many firemen does it take to put in a smoke alarm??


    Answer 6


    Dunno if i wrote this before but they been in my street again.

    2 to go in the house and 4 to sit in the fire engine and wait with engine running


    You can see why people loose jobs, not exactly efficient are they
  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    I could understand your concern, at list they have some thing to do when they could be sitting drinking tea and playing cards waiting for a fire call it never happens every day!!!!
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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #3
      So when your mangled up in a car crash they can just ignore you ?? not just fires soft arse

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      • caveman_nige
        V.I.P. Member
        • Feb 2008
        • 4920

        #4
        No issue is seen with this thread unless somebody trolls it. its merely an observation.
        Last edited by caveman_nige; 1 October, 2013, 01:06.

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #5
          Originally posted by thered
          2 to go in the house and 4 to sit in the fire engine and wait with engine running

          You can see why people loose jobs, not exactly efficient are they
          Perhaps there were on the way to a false alarm.

          Susspose they could still be on an active shift, even if they left the last to to catch a bus to a fire, 4 is better than none.

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          • Kalipo
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2008
            • 1687

            #6
            I think chill in their engines for a reason..

            Instead of the bluds just sitting in a station waiting for jobs.. they go out and parooze local slags in disco pants.. fit a few smoke alarms on ethels house and wait about..


            Uncle eddy phones up to say he set fire to his couch with a match and they only round the corner.. eddy has saved his pplaystation 1 from total damage..

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