stupid questions on e-bay

[wongers]

i've just sold a satelite box on e-bay the amount of stupid questions i got was unbelievable the one that took the honours for me was

hi could you tell me would this play betamax tapes as i have have robocop on betamax and can't
find the equipment to play it on

i'm sure others have had the same sort of questions could anybody beat that one

[Meat-Head]

No had a washing machine. Tried to flog it get getting messages from local ish person. I'll deliver now if you want at xx cost, time waster