Bloated... What is in the meal?

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  • xant14
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 2062

    #1

    Bloated... What is in the meal?

    I have just had a buffet meal.. and now I am bloated. My gut is massive.
    I am sure there is something else other than food that has done this to me. Me and my mate had a fair bit, but not as excessive as have done in the past.
    Do restaurants add something?
    I had this feeling once before at an Indian buffet.
    Could not do anything other than lie on the sofa until it subsided.
  • gmb45
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    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #2
    hmmm got nowt to do with the gallon of beer ya had n aw
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    • aftermath
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      • Mar 2008
      • 4345

      #3
      shouldnt be a fat c*nt

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      • gc1966
        DK Veteran
        • Mar 2011
        • 2434

        #4
        you ate one more after eight mint than mr creosote,admt it.

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        • gopher7
          DK Veteran
          • Apr 2011
          • 2818

          #5
          Don't eat the after eight mints early, that's what causes bloating.

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          • ifred
            DK Veteran
            • Jun 2010
            • 1627

            #6
            Shouldn't be eating the sheep feed buddy

            *COMMON PROBLEMS IN SHEEP*

            Bloat

            There are two types of bloat. One type is known as frothy bloat and sometimes commonly referred to as pasture bloat. Another type is known as gas bloat and is sometimes referred to as feed lot bloat. Bloat is normally caused by nutrition problems, such as increased pressure in the rumen due to too many gases being built up. These gases could include carbon dioxide (CO2) and methane gas (CH4). Prevention is the best method in controlling this disease. One method is providing constant grazing instead of feast and famine, as long as the pasture doesn't contain a lot of legumes, which can cause bloat easily. The symptoms of bloat can include the skin on the left side of the animal behind the last rib may appear distended (see picture). Bloated sheep should be treated with great care, due to the condition of their body, and the possibilities of greater damage can occur. These can include collapsed lung due to pressure build-up, blood is pushed out of the body cavities, and can cause a type of acidosis. There are a few different options for treatment, depending on the time of diagnosis. You can use a stomach tube to release pressure of the gas, agitation of the rumen will also release trapped air bubbles, commercial anti-bloat medicines, and in severe cases a rumenotomy can be performed in life-or-death cases by puncturing a hole in the rumen, but will need to be sutured afterwards.
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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #7
              Rumot states starch and lots of it, THINK macdondalds boil their starch out

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              • xant14
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 2062

                #8
                Good replies, sorry a bit late answering, sheizer internet here in Deuschland uber alles.
                Best answer was meaties.. most informative, And the usual sheize from the rest of yas

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                • alec
                  DK Veteran
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 345

                  #9
                  Originally posted by xant14
                  Good replies, sorry a bit late answering, sheizer internet here in Deuschland uber alles.
                  Best answer was meaties.. most informative, And the usual sheize from the rest of yas
                  Merkel has told Cameron how good Germany internet is?

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #10
                    FFS cant (iShit) visiting eurka Johnson, now Adolf lair, where ever next

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                    • ifred
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1627

                      #11
                      Don't you really mean Cameron has told Merkel how good Germany internet and also the contents of her last 50 phone calls

                      No worries Xant, meaties up to his normal standard .....he gives the best sheize (ishite permitting) advice...I'm also hopeful the result of your bloating has passed through by now!
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                      • xant14
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 2062

                        #12
                        It happened again!
                        Same shite Indonesian buffet menu, same shite P&O ferry this time from Zeebrugge. Two plates of curry and bloated again. Struggled to down a pint of Stella down after the meal. Puked the lot up at 2am this morning.
                        Definitely something in this food. Ready and unbloated to face the buffet breakfast now.

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                        • M T Glass
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jul 2013
                          • 733

                          #13
                          Maybe, just maybe.....3 Food Combos That Lead to Bloating (And What to Eat Instead!) | Women's Health Magazine
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                          • virusboy
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                            • Aug 2014
                            • 1

                            #14
                            hello all friends

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                            • RedSpider
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448

                              #15
                              There's nothing in the food, you just eat like a pig. Slow down and have smaller portions, you fat barstool.
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