i was clearing out some old office at work to due a rewire when we looked through a old fileing cabent and we found some old CV ,s so we read some of them under the heading about my self was this its a corker
ABOUT MY SELF
I am a local family man with a Evil wife and 4 Grabbing Children I have to work ever hour god sends to pay for them. As I have no money left to follow my favorite past time of drinking and smoking, so please give me the job or I will have to sell at least 2 of the grabbing little ba#tards for medical experiments. Due to the stress off all this I turned to class A drugs I have now kicked the habit with the help off a little known south American shaman I do not like 6-2 as I am unable to make it on time on Mondays due to the large amount of alcohol I consume on Sunday nights. So the team leaders job would suite me as I can put in my own clocking amendments. I am keen golfer and a member of a local golf Club.
has any body got any more good ones
ps this guy did not get the job
ABOUT MY SELF
I am a local family man with a Evil wife and 4 Grabbing Children I have to work ever hour god sends to pay for them. As I have no money left to follow my favorite past time of drinking and smoking, so please give me the job or I will have to sell at least 2 of the grabbing little ba#tards for medical experiments. Due to the stress off all this I turned to class A drugs I have now kicked the habit with the help off a little known south American shaman I do not like 6-2 as I am unable to make it on time on Mondays due to the large amount of alcohol I consume on Sunday nights. So the team leaders job would suite me as I can put in my own clocking amendments. I am keen golfer and a member of a local golf Club.
has any body got any more good ones
ps this guy did not get the job