After hearing a rumor that a farmer was not paying a farm hand correctly the labour department sent an official to investigate.
On arriving at the farm he demanded to know who works there , the farmer explains that Joe has been working on the farm for 15 years , gets free boarding and lodging , three meals a day and a thousand quid a week .
The inspector asks who else works on the farm and the farmer replies " the retard , he works 7 days a week , gets no leave . occasionally sleeps with my wife and every Friday he gets a bottle of whiskey "
"Thats the person I want to speak to " screams the inspector,
"That will be me then " the farmer replies.
On arriving at the farm he demanded to know who works there , the farmer explains that Joe has been working on the farm for 15 years , gets free boarding and lodging , three meals a day and a thousand quid a week .
The inspector asks who else works on the farm and the farmer replies " the retard , he works 7 days a week , gets no leave . occasionally sleeps with my wife and every Friday he gets a bottle of whiskey "
"Thats the person I want to speak to " screams the inspector,
"That will be me then " the farmer replies.