Dog IS-it

[jaws2]

Seem ter be getting a lot of dog muck (ishit) near me.. sick of cleaning it off my shoes / boots, I have deep tread on my sole so it takes some getting off, found best way ter get it off is boil a kettle full of hot water go back outside and pour the hot water on the ishit and melt it a bit then I have a old brush to finish it off, would not be so bad if it was a chiwawa but these are massive cakes every time.. the only good thing with a big cake you know you have stood in some so you can take off yer shoe before entering the house..., any tips greatley apprecited on the removel side of the Is--t.

[Elric]

look where you walking then you dont step on the sh*t. use a jet wash to clean your boots. shoot every dog you see

Sent from 2 tin cans and some string

[Meat-Head]

Dawg as bad as cat.

my imaganary cats shits in the middle of my imganary lawn

[mark8393]

Wear flip flops, easy to clean, or tesco carrier bags on each foot with elastic bands round top of each bag, then you just need to dispose of any contaminated bag

[jcgrumbles]

Ive got a fox that comes and shits on me lawn and there is nothing worse,it stinks to high heaven and it seems to stay soft as well so its a bugger to shift,i swear to god one day I will be the proud owner of a "davy Crockett" style hat....

[ifred]

Take a circus act course...Then you can walk everywhere on your hands, never need to clean your shoes again.
Your feet will love you since they won't need to be lock up inside shoes.
Just think of the fun you will have shaking people's hands..... P.S meatie has already booked you to shake Arnold Rimmer MP hand
You won't need to use hand cream on your hands anymore
Have I convinced you yet?

[WOODWARD395]

walk round in bear feet easier to wash off or shoot the ****ing dog.

[mark8393]

Stilts would also do the job well

[ifred]

jaws
let meaties take you for a test drive in the new official DK forum car
You will never be troubled with dog IS-it again

[jaws2]

jaws
let meaties take you for a test drive in the new official DK forum car
You will never be troubled with dog IS-it again

He,s Banned M8, only got a pushbike now...

[ifred]

He,s Banned M8, only got a pushbike now...

That is the official car, Meatie make the car noises as he gives you a handlebar ride ...a really scary experience!
If you have any phobias this experience can replace them with something worth worrying about

[Meat-Head]

He,s Banned M8, only got a pushbike now...

Beleive it or not, ill be on mobility scooter approx 10 mins, direct.scun.gov says "dk member can ride one for repair purposes"

[ontherack]

what we need is dog shit, home fuel boilers or dog shit power stations, where would we be without dogs then? I can picture it now, peeps all over the country fighting on the pavements over dog shit, especially in winter..

PS: Deep tread shoes would be standard footwear for everyone to collect as much shit as possible, accidently of course

[jaws2]

what we need is dog shit, home fuel boilers or dog shit power stations, where would we be without dogs then? I can picture it now, peeps all over the country fighting on the pavements over dog shit, especially in winter..

PS: Deep tread shoes would be standard footwear for everyone to collect as much shit as possible, accidently of course

Forwarded ter numer ten D street

[busaman]

Seem ter be getting a lot of dog muck (ishit) near me.. sick of cleaning it off my shoes / boots, I have deep tread on my sole so it takes some getting off, found best way ter get it off is boil a kettle full of hot water go back outside and pour the hot water on the ishit and melt it a bit then I have a old brush to finish it off, would not be so bad if it was a chiwawa but these are massive cakes every time.. the only good thing with a big cake you know you have stood in some so you can take off yer shoe before entering the house..., any tips greatley apprecited on the removel side of the Is--t.

i like option 3.