What plant is this, do you know ??

[Saltire]

I have been given this plant, iam not at all sure what type of plant it is although it does look a bit exotic and i know the owner brought it years ago from canary islands, he says it was a tiny little thing when he brought it over, not quite a seed but not far off it.

Anyway, look at the picture and tell me what it is please so that i can find out how to look after it, thanks.

[xant14]

Yuck

Yukka plant. Look after it by talking to it, and kissing it. Take it down the boozer with ya for a once a week treat.

[Saltire]

Yukka plant. Look after it by talking to it, and kissing it. Take it down the boozer with ya for a once a week treat.

ohh thats a yukka, i didnt know that, cheers.

apart from taking it down the boozers, whats the routine when loooking after these things, i know for starters it needs a bigger pot.

[-Hox-]

Yukka plant. Look after it by talking to it, and kissing it. Take it down the boozer with ya for a once a week treat.

Sounds like a 'Mukka' plant to me... I take my mukka down the pub to drink with, he like to get out!

[Bulld0g]

Yea deffo a yukka m8 Water it once a week and clean the leaves with milk, Well thats what me missus did and we had ours for years

[Bulld0g]

Sounds like a 'Mukka' plant to me... I take my mukka down the pub to drink with, he like to get out!

I'll be ya mukka , mukka Just treat me .......... whenever you can

[-Hox-]

I'll be ya mukka , mukka Just treat me .......... whenever you can

As long as I don't have to wipe you down with milk!

[Bulld0g]

As long as I don't have to wipe you down with milk!

Err puttin me bestest deepest manly voice on ... nah your ok m8 it's ok

[chroma]

mayonaise is actualy better than milk, it makes the leaves all nice and shiny and it breaks down into less of a bacterial swimming pool so you avoid a lot of the problems of leaf rot.

Just make sure its kept watered and feed it occasionaly and you'll be fine.

Id also suggest that you slap it in a nice ceramic/terracotta pot. these regulate the humidity better and dont rapidly change temperature like plastics and metals do.

[Evastar]

Or you can buy stuff in your local garden centre or diy store for making plant leaves shine.

[dctyper]

smoke it in a crack pipe

[boothuk]

Cut off the leaves and use it to wrap meat then cook. Might turn out a bit yukka though.