Ray mears or bear grylls

[mickydibble]

Ok who do you think is the best ???
Bear or ray?

I know who I think is best however,the other I think is a d!ck!!!

[chroma]

Both are idiots, wandering around in the wild all "hardcore" with their support teams.

If my hand was forced though id say old bear wins my vote, only because he will eat absoloutly anything.

[daithi]

ya bear can be a bit sick at times alright

but the episode in Ireland was blown way out of proportion its only ireland i was expecting to see a paddy wagon tour bus drive by him at anytime

bear takes it for me on been a bit more daring than ray

[mickydibble]

Bear really gets on my nerves, if I want survival skills I would go for ray every time.bear go's way over the top trying to be invincible f-in idiot.if you were in the jungle say,you would not remember a single thing bear said-he thinks putting himself at risk is survival he is to damn dramatic arghhhh

[Mr Pumpy]

I like watching both of em, but Bear Grylls is deffo the more entertaining.

But if I was stranded in the wilds of Surrey i'd plump for Ray Mears....infact i'd probably want Chroma along instead, we could gang up on Mears and eat the fekker.

[Mr Pumpy]

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[father ted]

yep has to be Bear for me too i think hes mental

[fac51]

im a 100% ray mears man myself.
Ive watched the other one and cant seem to stop myself thinking that the real hard case is the man treking the same tarain at the same pace as bear grylls but with a big camera on his shoulder.

[skegsagypsy]

bear is a ~~~~in fake and the episode in Ireland took the biscuit for me, lost in the wilds in the west coast of Ireland, ffs he was only 2 mins forma pub selling grub

[OBADO]

Bear Grylls drinks his peepee too often.

[Mr Pumpy]

Bear Grylls drinks his peepee too often.

Don't knock it till youve tried it.

[Walkinmyshadow]

Survivorman pisses all over both of them,
Goes it alone and does all the camera work himself.

[chroma]

I like watching both of em, but Bear Grylls is deffo the more entertaining.

But if I was stranded in the wilds of Surrey i'd plump for Ray Mears....infact i'd probably want Chroma along instead, we could gang up on Mears and eat the fekker.

Currently working on the logistics of how exactly to grill a bear, once i have all the angles worked out then im game for it. Apparently forearm is the bet bit to eat, and it should be fairly straightforward to remove an arm with a filleting blade.

Bear Grylls drinks his peepee too often.

Ah the AQUA VITAE, i have drunk my own urine once in the past, made me blow chunks of epic proportions.
I generaly have a lead belly, in that i can eat and hold down most anything i set my mind to. Urine however just comes back up fairly violently.

(this however was not intentional comsumption, more of mistaken bottles in the tent at night scenario)
When camping in the snow its a good idea to bottle your piss and use that to heat yourself in your sleeping bag. The double edged sword is that anything left outside your bag inevitably freezes overnight, so your gonna want to stow your water bottle beside you too. Just remember not to drink the wrong bottle!
A cunning soloution is to make bottles feel different, i keep all my drinking water in a bottle covered with a string bag so even when its dark i can tell the difference

[ruudvandan]

Bear Grylls drinks his peepee too often.

well i remember seein him squeezin the juice out of elephant sh!t and drinkin that. he said it tasted awful but if you're gonna die you'd drink it

[bugaloo41]

Both of them are top notch.

Does a Bear shite in the woods - yes and he would eat it. Grylls for me.