is your misuss doing your head in

[mickydibble]

what you expected .HER TO COOK FOR YOU. then again a pot noodle is a triumph to some women

She is actually a very good cook, but like I said 17 hours!!! Pot ~~~~ing noodle,,,, come on?
Also when she's havin a go ,later it is always blamed on being premenstrual "see I can't even spell it". It eludes me... Why does it last all month? Like I'm due my?I'm on my?it's just after my? Get over it women you've had long enough. LOL. Hope nobody is ? Or I am goon to get it !!! Right

[ItsJiggered]

She is actually a very good cook, but like I said 17 hours!!! Pot ~~~~ing noodle,,,, come on?
Also when she's havin a go ,later it is always blamed on being premenstrual "see I can't even spell it". It eludes me... Why does it last all month? Like I'm due my?I'm on my?it's just after my? Get over it women you've had long enough. LOL. Hope nobody is ? Or I am goon to get it !!! Right

She obviously doesn't read these forums, Micky, or you'd be up shit creek!
17 hours, flap me! Thing is, how many of those hours were spent leaning out of the window smokin' a fag, or playing with your i phone?

[mickydibble]

its jiggered pmsl ,you only pop up at the jucie bits you biatch.... wait till tomorrow you bif....bout time you did some usefull posts and actually helped someone......."surely with your education" blah

[maca]

ok update on bathroom, it seems now we really do need a new bathroom suite because she went visiting her freinds house and said there bathroom suite was lovely and didnt cost them mutch. mmmm. you can bet your ~~~~in life ours will be that little bit more pricey than theres. i wonder why....

[mickydibble]

She obviously doesn't read these forums, Micky, or you'd be up shit creek!
17 hours, flap me! Thing is, how many of those hours were spent leaning out of the window smokin' a fag, or playing with your i phone?

ok update on bathroom, it seems now we really do need a new bathroom suite because she went visiting her freinds house and said there bathroom suite was lovely and didnt cost them mutch. mmmm. you can bet your ~~~~in life ours will be that little bit more pricey than theres. i wonder why....

just finished ours,what a p^ss take.....dont think mmmmmm thats ??? .....because you have forgot about accessorie$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ just a reminder of where these "didnt cost them much" ends up.

[bluefin]

from curtains to bush classic.. ! thing is, do they match

PMSL

[Lainie]

from curtains to bush classic.. ! thing is, do they match

lmfao hedge no bush - trimmed that the week before lmao.


and guys if your other half takes the pill, or gets the hormone jag etc they cant get pmt as pmt is caused by ovulating and if you take contraception you dont ovulate. it means she is just a crabbit cow lmao.

[gmb45]

from curtains to bush classic.. ! thing is, do they match

hairy curtains

[Pound 1]

Ok DB
You got me with the click here for a dirty pic LOL

Was in a pub in Spain years ago with the wife. She went to the "Ladies " and a few minuets later a bell rang behind the bar. All the locals started laughing and when she came out they started slagging her in Spanish.
Apperently there was a life size statue of a fella in the ladies, with a fig leaf on hinges covering his "bits " and when you lifted it the bell rang.

Shut her up for a week...blisss

[manxspud]

Can we add mother in laws to this thread? Cause at this present time i would like to stab mine in the heart then cut off her head and drag her out into the sunlight. If that don't do the job i would like to cover her in jam and let loose those F**king red ants i once read about.

Rant over.


Ps... I think most of us have fallen of the dirty pic link... I know i did

[xant14]

Can we add mother in laws to this thread? Cause at this present time i would like to stab mine in the heart then cut off her head and drag her out into the sunlight. If that don't do the job i would like to cover her in jam and let loose those F**king red ants i once read about.

Rant over.


Ps... I think most of us have fallen of the dirty pic link... I know i did

Do I detect a little bit of sexual tension between you two?

[manxspud]

No m8... about 14 monthes ago our Mel & her a little fall out... real minor stuff... but she being areally nasty bit of work since... won't go in to details... But today is our mels birthday and the nasty c*w only lives 5min up the road but posted her card... i took the kids to see twice last week... shes just done to hurt mel again. Now she won't even bother to pick up the phone and say . Her lose now cause she can sod off.

[mickydibble]

No m8... about 14 monthes ago our Mel & her a little fall out... real minor stuff... but she being areally nasty bit of work since... won't go in to details... But today is our mels birthday and the nasty c*w only lives 5min up the road but posted her card... i took the kids to see twice last week... shes just done to hurt mel again. Now she won't even bother to pick up the phone and say . Her lose now cause she can sod off.

I can't believe it mate ,some people just arnt worth the hassle,and can be really malicious ,this can include family more than strangers-,,, give her some of the same medicine or just ignore her that's my diagnosis../opinion

[maca]

No m8... about 14 monthes ago our Mel & her a little fall out... real minor stuff... but she being areally nasty bit of work since... won't go in to details... But today is our mels birthday and the nasty c*w only lives 5min up the road but posted her card... i took the kids to see twice last week... shes just done to hurt mel again. Now she won't even bother to pick up the phone and say . Her lose now cause she can sod off.

if you want to really pi55 her off m8, dont stoop to her level be nice every time you see her i gaurntee this will anoy her more than slagging the old cow off. give her the big and just think how lucky you are enjoying life without her. oh and happy birthday mel

[maxi1968]

ach no its her mad daughter thats drivin me roon the twist.