The way of things.
Theres a much abused tenet of Physics called the "Law of Conservaion."
It essentialy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be transfered. Be that into another form, as is understtod of an alternator it converts kinetic motion into electrical energy and loses efficiency from the system by creating heat as a byproduct.
Whats never really discussed is MASS, mass and energy are very much the same thing. take perpetual motion, under the law of conservation its possable to convert energy from motion into electrical and have it self sustain... so long as none of that energy transfers outside the system. This makes the entire thing quite useless, you cant actualy harness any of the energy produced because it takes the same ammount of energy to run the system, unless of course it was to produce more than was initialy put in.
This is also possable but with the strict rule that the mass must shrink (not only is energy converted from one for to another but the devices mass must also be utilised) the device would therefore shrink, become useless and therefore perpetuality would be impossable to maintain.
Now you might all be wondering what the hell this has to do with the price of cheese, and rightfully so.
However allow me to continue on for a bit.
Constants, energy is constant cannot be created or destroyed) and the speed of light in a vacuum is considered to be constant.
What isnt considered to be constant are things like fossil fuels (oil, gas, coal and the likes) theyre a finite resource.
Ive discovered an abundant source of energy however that seems to be infinite and by all observations seems to be expanding at an alarming rate.
Ive yet to figure a way to harness it at this point however and this is where you come in.
The resource im refering to is viewed as entirely useless and freely available to everyone.
Of course im refereing to "Human Stupidity" it can be witnessed everywhere.
The idiot whom fails to realise that "METAL THINGS" set off metal detectors at the airport and ineptly bumbles his way theough with a pocket full of shrapnel.
The same idiots whom cant seem to fathom where the most basic of foodstuffs are at the supermarket. i mean who knew MILK resided directly below the LARGE HANGING SIGNAGE clearly stating "THAR BE MILK HEYUR CAPAIN!"
The same retards who fail completely to comprehend theres a SECTION DEDICATED ENTIRELY to making useless introductory posts to get your 1st post to get to the downloads complicatedly termed "INTRODUCE YOURSELF" and that its possibly the best place in the entire universe to post "hi good site please gimme downloads plox" instead of clogging otherwise usefull threads.
I've fielded numerous quesions in complete incredulity from all across this world from people im sure took several decades merely to learn to breathe in and out without help, another eon and maybe they can figure out how to move on from velcro shoes to tying laces (jint: the rabbit goes around the tree and through the hole)
It surely cant only be me that feels that im completely surrounded by utter morons, there used to be a few village idiots in the past, now it seems the "edjumakated folks" are in the minority.
Dont missunderstand me here, i dont consider myself to be of high intelect or in anyway superior to anyone else out there, nothing quite so elitist. But ive relised that i come home from work even more exhausted from standing around answering idiotic questions at work than i ever did as a brickies mate.
Im expending vast quantities of energy passing on information that in any normal situation would be considered trivial. "Yes sir, fire does burn you and i sincerely doubt you can sue the manufacturer of your fireplace because you felt it appropriate to stick your head inside whilst it was lit"
No mam, im absoloutly certain that this extension cord was not intended for use in the bath with your child, no im also fairly certain theres not a model out there thats actualy intended to allow you to operate a hairdryer in the shower."
This leads me back to the conservation law.
Im transfering all my energy to these fools so they must be storing it somewhere (theyre generaly incabable of transfering it into something usefull like survival instinct and common sense so i presume it must be stored in the great expansive vacuum termed their craniums)
I merely need to come up with an extraction method to allow free and clean(ish) energy to power the entire planet indefinately (i dont see depleting idiots as all that much of a problem)
Help me come up wit an idea here, im really struggling and the custom headgear made from a collander wired to some capacitors seemed to go badly wrong
im still scraping the last test subjects brain matter off the walls) surprisingly enough the risk of personal harm doesnt seem to disuade further idiots from volunteering!
Some sort of method that involves shrinking maybe? i mean if they lose mass they will give off energy and this could double as a safety feaure, i mean shrunken idiots will have a hard time reaching up into the cutlery drawer and unleashing untold havok upon themselves.
HAVE idiots for harvesting, need extraction method please!
Theres a much abused tenet of Physics called the "Law of Conservaion."
It essentialy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be transfered. Be that into another form, as is understtod of an alternator it converts kinetic motion into electrical energy and loses efficiency from the system by creating heat as a byproduct.
Whats never really discussed is MASS, mass and energy are very much the same thing. take perpetual motion, under the law of conservation its possable to convert energy from motion into electrical and have it self sustain... so long as none of that energy transfers outside the system. This makes the entire thing quite useless, you cant actualy harness any of the energy produced because it takes the same ammount of energy to run the system, unless of course it was to produce more than was initialy put in.
This is also possable but with the strict rule that the mass must shrink (not only is energy converted from one for to another but the devices mass must also be utilised) the device would therefore shrink, become useless and therefore perpetuality would be impossable to maintain.
Now you might all be wondering what the hell this has to do with the price of cheese, and rightfully so.
However allow me to continue on for a bit.
Constants, energy is constant cannot be created or destroyed) and the speed of light in a vacuum is considered to be constant.
What isnt considered to be constant are things like fossil fuels (oil, gas, coal and the likes) theyre a finite resource.
Ive discovered an abundant source of energy however that seems to be infinite and by all observations seems to be expanding at an alarming rate.
Ive yet to figure a way to harness it at this point however and this is where you come in.
The resource im refering to is viewed as entirely useless and freely available to everyone.
Of course im refereing to "Human Stupidity" it can be witnessed everywhere.
The idiot whom fails to realise that "METAL THINGS" set off metal detectors at the airport and ineptly bumbles his way theough with a pocket full of shrapnel.
The same idiots whom cant seem to fathom where the most basic of foodstuffs are at the supermarket. i mean who knew MILK resided directly below the LARGE HANGING SIGNAGE clearly stating "THAR BE MILK HEYUR CAPAIN!"
The same retards who fail completely to comprehend theres a SECTION DEDICATED ENTIRELY to making useless introductory posts to get your 1st post to get to the downloads complicatedly termed "INTRODUCE YOURSELF" and that its possibly the best place in the entire universe to post "hi good site please gimme downloads plox" instead of clogging otherwise usefull threads.
I've fielded numerous quesions in complete incredulity from all across this world from people im sure took several decades merely to learn to breathe in and out without help, another eon and maybe they can figure out how to move on from velcro shoes to tying laces (jint: the rabbit goes around the tree and through the hole)
It surely cant only be me that feels that im completely surrounded by utter morons, there used to be a few village idiots in the past, now it seems the "edjumakated folks" are in the minority.
Dont missunderstand me here, i dont consider myself to be of high intelect or in anyway superior to anyone else out there, nothing quite so elitist. But ive relised that i come home from work even more exhausted from standing around answering idiotic questions at work than i ever did as a brickies mate.
Im expending vast quantities of energy passing on information that in any normal situation would be considered trivial. "Yes sir, fire does burn you and i sincerely doubt you can sue the manufacturer of your fireplace because you felt it appropriate to stick your head inside whilst it was lit"
No mam, im absoloutly certain that this extension cord was not intended for use in the bath with your child, no im also fairly certain theres not a model out there thats actualy intended to allow you to operate a hairdryer in the shower."
This leads me back to the conservation law.
Im transfering all my energy to these fools so they must be storing it somewhere (theyre generaly incabable of transfering it into something usefull like survival instinct and common sense so i presume it must be stored in the great expansive vacuum termed their craniums)
I merely need to come up with an extraction method to allow free and clean(ish) energy to power the entire planet indefinately (i dont see depleting idiots as all that much of a problem)
Help me come up wit an idea here, im really struggling and the custom headgear made from a collander wired to some capacitors seemed to go badly wrong
im still scraping the last test subjects brain matter off the walls) surprisingly enough the risk of personal harm doesnt seem to disuade further idiots from volunteering!Some sort of method that involves shrinking maybe? i mean if they lose mass they will give off energy and this could double as a safety feaure, i mean shrunken idiots will have a hard time reaching up into the cutlery drawer and unleashing untold havok upon themselves.
HAVE idiots for harvesting, need extraction method please!
Bad day at the office eh @chroma... Good read for the rest of us though. Since leaving school i'v fancied having ago at building one of those Roman catapults... No special reason... I would be more than happy to take some of your surplus idiots for testing purposes, as i seem to have run out of my own... whilst testing mains heated flippers. I have now decided to shelve this project and admit defeat. However i am confident that i can solve traffic congestion in built up areas by implementing these catapults as means of short journey transport. 
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