Behind masks

[patkins]

ERRR how old do you think i am? (Say what you like don't intend
on telling any one)

(But if had the chance would be aged 28 for ever - past ot presant)

OK. Based on the above, you are 29. .

[Meat-Head]

OK. Based on the above, you are 29. .

No, but only awnsering this post so you don't get the wrong idea.

If i was 15, 20, 30, 40, 45, 50, 60 years of age, would if have a choice
be aged 28 for ever, it's just such a nice age, over 21, cheaper car insurance
and before thirty, that's all.

Say what ages you like, but intend on ignoring any other input, that's alll.

[DJSimo]

It is sooooooo good to go on a site and not be met by wall to wall teenage halfwits, just older fullwits
I read constantly and post seldom, even descriptions of each other are enjoyable to read,
this from a spitting image of Sean Connery,


Well I am bald, enjoy my drink, got a paunch and enjoy fishing. There the similarities end,
52, 6ft, and sleep under lorries for a living, I am supposed to fix them!!!!!!!!!

I will keep breaking the lorries for you, no wonder our trucks take 3hrs in service for a bulb to be changed

[thered]

i actually look like rocky from the film 'mask'

so does dirk kuyt are you related

[ulsterfisher]

Hey Simmo, we have to professionally judge and work the pros and cons of each job, even if it is a bulb, deep intake of breath first, walk the WHOLE way to the store for the bulb, shit , that is what tires me , wheres the apprentice when you need one, "LAZY WEE ARSEWIPES" Back to the lorry, shit forgot screwdriver, back to toolbox, coulda swore I heard the driver say something about a tool, naw maybe not, some corrosion in bulbholder, go get some wd, clean terminals, shoulda turned of lights, now I have blown a fuse, just like that whingeing tub of lard that steers this marvelous piece of technology, fit bulb and test, then a cheery wave to driver. He must think I am rich and overweight cause he said something about sucking banker, now where is that pillow?

[Meat-Head]

not, some corrosion in bulbholder, go get some wd, clean terminals, shoulda turned of lights, now I have blown a fuse,

You should have the said

"Your N/S/F M/L had no PD going to it, due to a 'high reistance positve
connection in the fuse box area"

(Near side front marker light had not 'potenal differance- voltage' because the fuse was blown, dude)