Oh Dear?

[hoggy952]

Mrs h and me,,, well, we got our new bank debit cards in today. "Cut up your old card and throw it away", it said on the leaflet. What did the wife do??? Yep,, you've got it,,,, cut up her "new card" by mistake ,, typical !! She's just gone down the bank to get it sorted out,,, women

[hoggy952]

Sorry!

Shouldn't laugh.....

[stinker]

one good thing aout that/she wont be able to spend owt till new card comes

[mickyboy]

just hide yors oot the road

[Meat-Head]

cut up her "new card" by mistake ,, typical !!

That would suggest a software fault.

Possable that you might find a 'software update' on here for her.

I had a problem once, new card not able to get any money out, last time had grief they said (bank) use card get cashback.

Went to tesco.com had ?20 in pocket, tried using new card, oops you no sign it, can't accept it, so used the ?20 to pay for goods.

Went home, signed card went to asda.com, pack of nuts 15p and ?50 cashback, 'card not accepted - have a shitty day'

Went to work to raid the safe (not my money, not asked permisson, but got away it the loan). Took new faulty card in back room, warmed it up with blow torch sqashed it 'flat' in the vice walked into bank, on the monday dinner time, dropped on desk and pinned the guy up the wall said "This new card doesn't work"

he said "Oh is it faulty" sure is.

[hoggy952]

Went to work to raid the safe (not my money, not asked permisson, but got away it the loan).

[/QUOTE]

I'm short of a few quid and I would like to borrow some money, where did you say, was that safe.

[Meat-Head]

Went to work to raid the safe (not my money, not asked permisson, but got away it the loan).

I'm short of a few quid and I would like to borrow some money, where did you say, was that safe.[/QUOTE]

would you beleive it's cemented in a wall with a picture over it!

[hoggy952]

would you beleive it's cemented in a wall with a picture over it!

Now I've got it? its behind that picture of mona lisa, now I know why she looks miserable, its because she cant get hold of all that money behind her

[patkins]

That would suggest a software fault.

Possable that you might find a 'software update' on here for her.

I had a problem once, new card not able to get any money out, last time had grief they said (bank) use card get cashback.

Went to tesco.com had ?20 in pocket, tried using new card, oops you no sign it, can't accept it, so used the ?20 to pay for goods.

Went home, signed card went to asda.com, pack of nuts 15p and ?50 cashback, 'card not accepted - have a shitty day'

Went to work to raid the safe (not my money, not asked permisson, but got away it the loan). Took new faulty card in back room, warmed it up with blow torch sqashed it 'flat' in the vice walked into bank, on the monday dinner time, dropped on desk and pinned the guy up the wall said "This new card doesn't work"

he said "Oh is it faulty" sure is.

Proper way Meat. The softly softly approach.

[patkins]

Mrs h and me,,, well, we got our new bank debit cards in today. "Cut up your old card and throw it away", it said on the leaflet. What did the wife do??? Yep,, you've got it,,,, cut up her "new card" by mistake ,, typical !! She's just gone down the bank to get it sorted out,,, women

WOMEN. HUH. What can I say.

[taurus]

Oh Dear

Oh Dear ...........

[Meat-Head]

Proper way Meat. The softly softly approach.

Well if you walk in t' bank te tawat would have said, "go out side, que in the rain and try again" I would not have had to raid the safe had the card worked, just annoyed that had to explain going to work on a satday night at 10pm to raid the safe!

Don't like taking money cos when it don't adds up it causes greif, no point in being accused of something not done at other times, dude.

[hoggy952]

WOMEN. HUH. What can I say.

they are good for a few things

[demonfalls]

nice one

[DJSimo]

Mrs h and me,,, well, we got our new bank debit cards in today. "Cut up your old card and throw it away", it said on the leaflet. What did the wife do??? Yep,, you've got it,,,, cut up her "new card" by mistake ,, typical !! She's just gone down the bank to get it sorted out,,, women

LOL I would love to listen to the explanation she gives in the bank, something along the lines of "My Husband opened my post this morning, and you will never guess what he done....."