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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    stocks?

    ... no, not the ones linked to shares... but the big wooden things that hold hooligans and scoundrels...

    An article today in one of the 'finer' publications, suggests bringing them back... so you can walk through town and launch tomatoes and cabbages and insults at the local villains...

    What do we think? good or bad?

    Or would the human rights bill come into play again?
  • chroma
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2009
    • 1976

    #2
    Originally posted by hoggy952
    ... no, not the ones linked to shares... but the big wooden things that hold hooligans and scoundrels...

    An article today in one of the 'finer' publications, suggests bringing them back... so you can walk through town and launch tomatoes and cabbages and insults at the local villains...

    What do we think? good or bad?

    Or would the human rights bill come into play again?
    GENIUS!

    The bill of human rights has become more the bill of subhuman rights, in that its only really applicable to criminals nowadays.
    What about my right to walk around my town free from neds and chavs causing all kinds of ruckus?
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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    • barrowmanandrew
      V.I.P. Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 3427

      #3
      Originally posted by hoggy952
      ... . launch tomatoes and cabbages and insults at the local villains...

      What do we think? good or bad?

      Or would the human rights bill come into play again?
      seem like a waste of fruit and veg to me, how about launching stones, cow shit etc..

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Originally posted by barrowmanandrew
        seem like a waste of fruit and veg to me, how about launching stones, cow shit etc..
        Not wanting to spoil anybody's fun etc.

        Susspose there is 10 people in a village and they each take 6 mins to throw
        fruit & veg, stones, cow shit, pig piss etc. That would be one hour gone

        SO What about the 10 people take the 6 mins to dunk the offender in the fruit veg, cow shit etc. So more offenders per hour can be acheived, thus lowering 'unsolved crime statstict's' (new word and speling there)

        Simply get Noel Edmunds to suggest his input

        [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6lUEGhiALM&feature=related]YouTube - Woman gunged on Noel's Saturday Roadshow[/ame]

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • barrowmanandrew
          V.I.P. Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 3427

          #5
          Originally posted by Meat-Head
          Not wanting to spoil anybody's fun etc.

          Susspose there is 10 people in a village and they each take 6 mins to throw
          fruit & veg, stones, cow shit, pig piss etc. That would be one hour gone

          SO What about the 10 people take the 6 mins to dunk the offender in the fruit veg, cow shit etc. So more offenders per hour can be acheived, thus lowering 'unsolved crime statstict's' (new word and speling there)

          Simply get Noel Edmunds to suggest his input

          YouTube - Woman gunged on Noel's Saturday Roadshow
          ~~~~ sake, ive read that 6 times now, still don't quite undertand it.... been on the sauce from 1pm rite enough....

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            Originally posted by barrowmanandrew
            ~~~~ sake, ive read that 6 times now, still don't quite undertand it.... been on the sauce from 1pm rite enough....

            If you can't take Mohhammad to the moutain, take the moutain to Mohammad, this will save the tax payer time and money

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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            • barrowmanandrew
              V.I.P. Member
              • Nov 2009
              • 3427

              #7
              ahh, it makes more sense this mornin.....

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              • patkins
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 3662

                #8
                It should not just be for local scumbags but national ones as well. Especially the scumbags in Government,the banks etc.

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                • hoggy952
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1229

                  #9
                  A general lack of responsibility every thing is some one else's fault , blame / compensation culture , if kid's are badly behaved it is allway;s some one else;s fault , McDonald's , colonel Sander's , social worker's ect ect , or they have one of these latest syndrome's , some ?200 an hour so called expert join's in to perpetrate the latest fashionable explanation payed for by the tax payer !! political correctness stifling common sense !

                  Good parent's who do the right thing what recognition do they get ?? there are probably thousand's of grand parent's bringing up there grand children on a pension , what do they get ???

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                  • nialler
                    DK Veteran
                    • May 2010
                    • 141

                    #10
                    i would have to drop on the side of bring them back. not only do the likely candidates need to be dealth with but in a wider sense they need to be identified to all in the local area. just my two pence worth

                    Nialler
                    Dont forget to say thanks

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                    • maca
                      Mr. DK DJ
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 6310

                      #11
                      ~~~~ the stocks bring back hanging.bring back the cane in school. bring back national service. bring back common sense.

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                      • Canker_Canison
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • May 2010
                        • 3904

                        #12
                        ~~~~ bringing veg. Stone & whip the buggers.

                        [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI]YouTube - stoned for saying jehovah (life of brian)[/ame]
                        Canker

                        "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                        - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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