Bonfire night

[tshirtman]

if his fireworks cause any damage to your property, even to the extent of dirtying washing on a washing line, then that would be criminal damage,
and the police would have to intervene, so stick some washing out and leave some items out that could get damaged

[Grizz]

call the cops/burn his house down, no matter what you do you will be the bad guy in the end, better off go to his door and punch him in the face, and warn him you'll f90king kill him if he wakes your kids. you've asked nicely once, thats more than most would do. nothing worse than a bad neighbour.

[Cronus]

Thanks guys.

Some great and funny advice there.

[melloned]

used to be a bugger myself as a kid , and we tend to forget what we did then , banger guns , banger in the milk bottle , hold the banger (chicken) , etc , etc .
2 main problems i think are lack of respect for others , be it personally or thier homes and the fact that some of the fireworks available to all today , should be classified as "weapons grade" , they're so powerful !
A neighbour let off a firework , the size of a large cake tin our close on the millenium , when it triggered , it blew a small van onto 2 wheels , deafened everyone around , to the sound of Fu**ing Hell !
But some of us just never grow up ??

[chroma]

used to be a bugger myself as a kid , and we tend to forget what we did then , banger guns , banger in the milk bottle , hold the banger (chicken) , etc , etc .
2 main problems i think are lack of respect for others , be it personally or thier homes and the fact that some of the fireworks available to all today , should be classified as "weapons grade" , they're so powerful !
A neighbour let off a firework , the size of a large cake tin our close on the millenium , when it triggered , it blew a small van onto 2 wheels , deafened everyone around , to the sound of Fu**ing Hell !
But some of us just never grow up ??

So um... what posessed you to set it off in your close?

[melloned]

So um... what posessed you to set it off in your close?

read again Mate , was my neighbour , honest !

[Canker_Canison]

There's a shop in our area that has some lovely fireworks. The one I can't get out of my head stands about 3ft tall 1ft x 1ft wide.

It cost's just under ?70. But what do you get for your money I hear you ask. How about 4000 shot from this monster.

Fighting the urge....

[skywash]

forget the calor gas bottles when them ~~~~ers go off they are like missiles and you dont want them comeing back in your direction, try nipping over the night before and planting a few cans of paint under the bonfire when those go up you might even decorate the outside of the tw*ts house for him

[chicken]

Had a similar thing about 3 or 4 years ago ...neighbour at back of us , his fireworks kept landing & exploding either in or over my back garden...aimed every rocket firework and whatever else I had at his house looked like a scene from afghan....never done it again....if not t*at him

[firestorm]

send your kids outside his house early every sat and sunday give them a ball and let them play crubey the consant nosie of the ball hitting the crurb will drive him mad

[shellbob]

Have a word in his ear explaining what you will do to him if he keeps annoying his neighbours.

[gmb45]

yeh tell him your gunna kick his coont in

[Lainie]

sorry for taking off topic again re the neighbour.

yes red you are right. we have had the police up a few times when vans etc cannot get passed. he can park his car anywhere in the street unfortunately. he has obv checked all this out. he parks on the right hand side of the road facing down the street. everyone else parks on the left hand side of the street so to come up the street you are actually driving on the right hand side (as obv cars parked on the left). so as i said he is actually taking up 3 spaces as cars need to swerve round him.

if he is not in i park on the left hand side as usual but across from where he parks ie outside b/f's house so he cant get his usual space. none the less when he comes back he STILL parks on the right hand side either up or down a bit. the minute i go out he moves his car back to his normal parking space.

he even followed me when i left for work one day months ago. i work in paisley about 12 miles from house. he drove behind me and when i cut off at st james interchange he drove straight on. i got a note of the first half of the reg plate when i noticed the red car behind me a couple of miles up the road after leaving. as it was motorway all the way thereafter i couldnt get the rest of it. lady next door said maybe he was going to a hosp appointment. however anyone in the glasgow area will tell you if you live here ie g15 you dont drive all the way to paisley to get to a glasgow hospital. unf i have no proof.

ive never despised anyone so much in all my life (well apart from one ~~~~in bassa from a forum) in all my life

[gerrardshank1892]

1 suggestion, go to the local dog park and take up a "collection" and when your neighbor goes for his beer run before the party leave your "presents" you collected in the yard, when the drunk bstrds start stomping in " the leavings" all over the yard the partys over. As last resort the sprinkler.

[gerrardshank1892]

LOVIN BONFIRE NIGHT, ONLY SNAG IM INVTED TO A WEDDING DO I MEAN WHO GETS MARRIED ON BONFIRE NIGHT.....YEAH THATS RIGHT SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WANT KIDS AT THEIR WEDDING.