World's first sex robot with a 'personality' unveiled

[Meat-Head]

oh she has a built in early warning system to let you know when jisum tanks are full.... her nose starts running

Sounds like the one you have her, 'Horizontally mounted, anti-jissum non-return valve' has broken, and jissum is leaking out of the air inlet pipe
ring the service centre

[gmb45]

Sounds like the one you have her, 'Horizontally mounted, anti-jissum non-return valve' has broken, and jissum is leaking out of the air inlet pipe
ring the service centre

~~~~ing jisum

[Meat-Head]

~~~~ing jisum

Yeah, read page 12 of your owners Manual it says:

If your Roxxxy,'True Companion' sex robot, stops saying "me so horney"
first try a recharge of the internal battery, if that fails, then unscrew the head (2 torx screws in each ear) using the supplied tool kit and check the
'Horizontally mounted, anti-jissum non-return valve' rubber seal is a black color, white indicates overuse and waranty void

[gmb45]

dear uncle meat-head
as you sound like an expert, maybe you can help,

my "true companion" sex robot has stopped saying " i love you long time " and refuses to sooky ~~~~y, any idea how to fix this problem ? i feel so alone and unloved

yours sincerley
gmb45
( might have to resort to diy again )

[Meat-Head]

dear uncle meat-head
as you sound like an expert, maybe you can help,

my "true companion" sex robot has stopped saying " i love you long time " and refuses to sooky ~~~~y, any idea how to fix this problem ? i feel so alone and unloved

yours sincerley
gmb45
( might have to resort to diy again )

Here, try this first

How to Reset a "true companion"


updated: June 30, 2010

The "true companion" is an automated electronic toy that can sense a number of commands and learn many tricks. For example, you can rub its tummy, pat its back, clap your hands for it, or even hug the "true companion" to get it to perform kisses and songs. The "true companion" is so unique that you can even give it a name to respond to. Sometimes the "true companion" might operate poorly with some errors involved, but you can easily fix it with a couple of reset methods.



Difficulty: Easy
Instructions


Things You'll Need:

• Small screwdriver

1. Pressing the Reset Button
2. 1
   Turn the "true companion" upside-down and locate the reset button. It is below the battery compartment.
3. 2
   Press the reset button with a thin instrument like a pen or pencil. Sit the "true companion" right-side up.
4. 3
   Wait for the "true companion" to complete its special dance. This is an automated sequence that helps to fix what is wrong with the "true companion" toy. It will be ready to use once the dance is complete.

[z786]

Here, try this first

my Furby has the same reset, wounder if it's the same software, did u buy yours from china aswell?

[Meat-Head]

my Furby has the same reset, wounder if it's the same software, did u buy yours from china aswell?

Oh really, heres me thinking the spot on her forehead is one of them things Indain women have, when it's an I/R port.

Great, see if can get her to change the TV to Coranation Street, so can watch Tracy Barlow.

That would explain why when was on the phone the other day to the local Chinese Takeway, she went divvy, flapping her arms, flashing her eyelids
and making lots of servo noises.


Then when tied to 'sucky sucky' this happened, word for word

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeBZhPmOqdY&NR=1]YouTube - Furby Gone Wild[/ame]

[smirnoff_rules]

Oh really, heres me thinking the spot on her forehead is one of them things Indain women have, when it's an I/R port.

Great, see if can get her to change the TV to Coranation Street, so can watch Tracy Barlow.

That would explain why when was on the phone the other day to the local Chinese Takeway, she went divvy, flapping her arms, flashing her eyelids
and making lots of servo noises.


Then when tied to 'sucky sucky' this happened, word for word

YouTube - Furby Gone Wild

just for u

[sapeka]

enibody tested?

[oldeno]

Do they have clone 'True Companion' sex robots make in china.
I guess them china plan to make clone ones soon.

[Dreamer]

OMGGGGGGGG You guys r sooo sad... paying so much attention to a robotic blow up doll.... ffs get out there in the real world and try your best to get a real live woman.... WOMAN ...there is no substitute for the real thing.....

WOMAN>>> conversation... interaction..... fun.... conversation..... loving..... sex.... interaction.... sex and loving... and if you are a nice guy and play your cards right she might even see you a second time or a third OMG ...... GET A LIFE!! ( ps if you are gay please substitue Woman for Man)

[gmb45]

OMGGGGGGGG You guys r sooo sad... paying so much attention to a robotic blow up doll.... ffs get out there in the real world and try your best to get a real live woman.... WOMAN ...there is no substitute for the real thing.....

WOMAN>>> conversation... interaction..... fun.... conversation..... loving..... sex.... interaction.... sex and loving... and if you are a nice guy and play your cards right she might even see you a second time or a third OMG ...... GET A LIFE!! ( ps if you are gay please substitue Woman for Man)

hmmmm roxxxy>>> sex when ever..... interaction when ever.... conversation when ever..... sooky ~~~~y when ever.... love you long time all the time.... no shopping trips ever.... no headaches ever..... no nagging ever..... dont drink your beer ever ..... no pmt ever..... no silent treatment ever ( except when batteries dead all tho the silent treatment is a good thing ) ..... no moaning when you come in from pub pished solid ever.... no dirty looks when you eye other birds up ever.... dont nick the tv remote ever..... dont watch xfactor, dancing on ice, big bro, soaps or any other annoying shite on telly ever....etc etc etc

down side to roxxxy>>> dont cook, clean up, but then again my missus dont



women>>>> what ever they want when they want

[DanXan]

Looks like Chrissie Hynde from the pretenders

[super jumbe]

Did you know that why every time they have to invent the female dolly I have a suggestion that one day some one will come with an invention of a male doll with a 15 inch chopper and a vibration speed of exceeding 20 RPM would you all be agreeing with me that the woman also have the same rights as men.

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