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cops called me...
the cops called me the other day, said they were investigating thefts of swimming pool inflatables... Think i better li lo for a while... -
Lourdes
My friend works in immigration at the local airport. He told me the other day that the day before there was a flight to Lourdes and there were 37 wheelchair... -
Randy The Rooster (Joke)
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.
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Irish Joke
Got this text message:
19 Irishmen go to the movies. The ticket lady asks them "Why so many of you?". Paddy replies "The... -
Joke Celtic FC
Players from Celtic FC visited kids at Yorkhill Sick Childrens Hospital Today.
"It was great to put a smile on the faces of those... -
joke
Man in hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask. "Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?" Nurse lifts up his gown, holds his willy... -
voted best joke in ireland
> Voted best joke in Ireland
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> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of... -
joke
what goes up a drainpipe down but not down a drainpipe up???????????????????????????????????????????????? ???
An UMBRELLA
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Deaf & Dumb (18+)
A guy takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents but tells her "I warn you that they're both deaf & dumb". They get there and walk into... -
such a stupid joke but here it is
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus and
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Kiwi Joke!
From a friend down under,
Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare
species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks,... -
Scottish Joke
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
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irish joke
2 irishmen going to make a donation to the spermbank in london
Paddy missed the tube and Mick come on the bus
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yet another blonde joke
if this has been told b4 sorry:
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a
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Irish joke
Irish family found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon cinema.
They had been queuing for 3 weeks to...
