Pat and Mick

[grant]

Pat and mick are in the pub, Pat is stuck on the last clue on the crossword.
Mick I'm stuck on this here last clue. An extinct bird from Iceland...

[Pound 1]

Paddy says to Mick
" I'm chatting to a very Horney 14 year old on line. She's flirty and dirty and guess what ?
"today she tells...

[thered]

paddy has broken his leg,his m8 mick comes round to see him.Paddy says "do us a favour m8 nip upstairs and get me slippers i cant get up and my feet...

[boffer10]

paddy and mick go to london to donate sperm.it was a disaster paddy missed the tube mick came on the bus

[caveman_nige]

Paddy met Mick in the street and said, 'Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?'
'Why?' Paddy asked....

one of my best jokes this i love it and i did post it somewhere else before but ~~~~em if they think ive oiked it from there as i was the OP.
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