The Scheme.......

**dell_xps** · 26th May, 2010, 10:54 AM

Your thoughts on BBC 1's latest offering ?, anybody on the forum from this part of Kilmarnock ?

**barrowmanandrew** · 26th May, 2010, 10:59 AM

not from kilmarnock, but think it's the best thing on t.v. for ~~~~in ages, aparently they can't show the last two episodes... bit gutted about that......

**dell_xps** · 26th May, 2010, 11:45 AM

Yup was hoping someone on the forum from Kilmarnock could enlighten us as to why they have pulled the last 2 episodes.
Agree with you though, glad to see Bullet the dug has found new owners !!

**McMav** · 26th May, 2010, 01:27 PM

Shows you gow wonderful the Methadone program is

**dell_xps** · 26th May, 2010, 01:44 PM

The bit that gets me is..... Marvins burd Dayna was asked to stump up ?100 for Bullet the dugs vets fee's, "a dunna hav it", yeah right, probably spends double or treble that on drugs a day !!.
Having never been involved with any sort of drug/drugs I cannot work out what the great attraction is ???

**barrowmanandrew** · 26th May, 2010, 02:45 PM

AN ODE TO BIG MARVIN. EVERYONES FAVOURITE JUNKIE..
My name is big marvin, i stay in onthank
My dug is a legend, my burd is a skank
Am big tall and skinny, my eyes have now sank
A swagger oboot like i'm built like a tank
A like to get high on prescription drugs
When i've nae food, i just eat the dugs
A know its not big, an a know its not clever
A only drink turps, tae clean oot ma liver
Am happy as larry, am high as a kite
Ma troosers are stinkin ae pish, sweat and shite
Ma life on the drugs has taken its toll
But its no stoppin me fae gettin ma hole
We shag on the bed, we shag on the rug
Ma wee darlin angel, bullet the dug........
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**dell_xps** · 26th May, 2010, 02:52 PM

Class !!!

**barrowmanandrew** · 26th May, 2010, 02:57 PM

AN ODE TO BULLET, EVERONES FAVOURITE DUG....
Ma name is bullet, and i'm a dug
I live with big marvin, he luvs the drugs
A try an try, but a cant escape
He's got a new burd, she's a total state
The hoose is mingin, his burdz up the duff
They wake up each mornin, feelin ruff
A wanted a bitch, to raise some pups
Instead i'm wachin marvin drinkin turps
Am so fed up, a want a new owner
A'll take anyone except kerry catonna.............
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