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    Default perfect breasts...

    have you heard the one about a guy spotted a girl out in the street with the perfect breasts
    and ran up to her and asks
    - sorry but I couldn't help noticing your perfect
    breasts - would you let me bite them for a hundred
    dolalrs
    - f^$#$ off
    - how about a thousand
    - no way, I'm not a whore!
    - how about ten thousand?!
    the woman thought for a while, after all
    thats a substantial amount
    - well ok, but not here
    so they walk into a dark alley, she takes
    her top off and shows the most beautifull breasts
    in the world.
    The guy starts fondling and carresing them, sucking
    and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl
    is getting a little impatien
    - are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!
    - naaaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me

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    ol, nice one mate

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    lmao that game me a good laugh
    "You see for me sex is a sport, like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye"

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    .. good one

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    LOL nice one....although I'm a little disappointed there's no pictures.
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