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    Default Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

    A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.




    Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.

    Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
    The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.
    The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.



    The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.

    The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.
    A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

    'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'
    Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I?ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It?s not a daily occurrence.'

    Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder | Metro.co.uk


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    See i keep saying here and there, not to stick your willy things things.

    Don't you folks listen.

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    ha ha what ever next.

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    Maybe he should have used MILD steel instead.
    Good job it wasn`t COPPER or he could have been NICKED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pat kinsella View Post
    Maybe he should have used MILD steel instead.
    Good job it wasn`t COPPER or he could have been NICKED.
    Take it you are refering to been cut off.

    Susspose score it with grinder in several places, then 'pop' it open with some kind of 'jack'

    Wounder if hospital dialed 999

    Would have though he tried, LOTS of UB40 And a cold bath with ice cubes.

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    bet he needed some penis-illin after that ordeal...

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    bet he felt a right tube,

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    He will never able to use it in a similar matter for some time to come. On the other hand it would have been safer to put on steel durex when on job.

 

 

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