What would you do?

[Meat-Head]

better than FYC, looks like they (and her?) believe you.
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"FYC"?

Anyway will *TRY* and NOT look at emails till Wednesday if can help it.

Sure is DEFFO one of these

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[teuton]

Fine Young Canibals

[rideon]

MH,first of all take a look at the number of viewers of this thread,
You got a lot o support here, but i don't think that this helps your cause
If you bothered to send her flowers,at least you could put two movie/concert/whatever tickets with your REAL name and phone number instead of email...
You can't go wrong with that....worst case scenario she would make a 'thank you' or 'who the @#$ are you'call...

Or you can try this

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or this...
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......... till Wednesday ...............

[Meat-Head]

If you bothered to send her flowers,at least you could put two movie/concert/whatever tickets with your REAL name and phone number instead of email...
You can't go wrong with that....worst case scenario she would make a 'thank you' or 'who the @#$ are you'call...

..

*THANKS*, but like the other week i called GENUINE valid phone call, went like this:-

HER:- Hello Meat-City-Car-Parts *HOT* bird speaking
ME:- Hi, Meat-Head, from Meat-Head-Motors,
HER:- Huh <SIMULAR GRUNTING NOISE>
ME:- I spoke to Dave about a sideward facing foo foo valve, can we have it please

Now no idea what her answer was (was a business matter answer anyway). Just made me think "Oh have i said something"

BUT having said that i did get a bollocking from MY boss last week for doing the same thing!

There is *NO* WAY that i can reveal my DK User Name to her.

1) Stalking her on that Faceache there is TOO MANY people who appear
to be her REAL friends that my REAL 'friends' have REALLY REALLY REALLY UPSET

2) For the last 13,000 posts EVERY time i come across a *HOT* bird
with the required spec, they have a software fault - they ALL have
the SAME fault - want kids and NEVER say thank you or please.

Like the other two birds i sent flowers to, reply was

a) "WHO ARE YOU" - that was it.

b) Some bloke saying something about "You freaked my friend out"
no mention of a thank you or if she enjoyed the flowers and choclates!

3) Looking at her chassis i think she is approx a 1989/1990 model
late 80's - not my scene.

4) Whilst stalking her photos - that are visable - involve a HUGE DAWG
that proberly stinks and always goes for me.

5) Her last public visable like was "Meat-City Cat & Dawg Repair Center"



Will for now presume that the flowerist wrote down the wrong email!

Theres as far as aware TWO birds in that company with the same first name - i discovered that whilst stalking - but on the flower order, made it *SO* clear, use the back door, - drew a map, big sign, PARTS DEPARTMENT - ask for *HOT* bird by name - description of her chassis and color scheme included.



So next person to read this thread, what you you think i should say in my 'surprise' - "guess the email"?

Thinking something like

Yo *HOT* Bird, as not heard from you i guess the flowerist forgot
to put a label on the Triffids i PAID ?16.50 for - Delivered.

[smokey08]

Try ordering a BJ (ball joint) from her and see how she reacts.

[Plutoe]

What's a bloke, past tense of blown!!

[Meat-Head]

What's a bloke, past tense of blown!!

then folks woundeer why used the Emerican term Cinder Block

a bloke is an Inglish term for a man.

that bloke there or that man there!

is that what you mean?

[rideon]

4) Whilst stalking her photos - that are visable - involve a HUGE DAWG
that proberly stinks and always goes for me.

Can forget about

her REAL friends that my REAL 'friends' have REALLY REALLY REALLY UPSET

m8,worry about the HUGE DAWG

[Plutoe]

then folks woundeer why used the Emerican term Cinder Block

a bloke is an Inglish term for a man.

that bloke there or that man there!

is that what you mean?

Wow, for awhile there you had me worried ------clear as a cinder block!!

[rideon]

.......................... till Wednesday .....................

[Meat-Head]

that 3 hours away.

what do say if end up emailing her - with the email ' dont have?

[Meat-Head]

OK, so no email from the *HOT* bird in the parts place .

The subject will HAVE to be a chassis number, to make her open it.

Was thinking of one of these 3 - need to do it tonight, so she has it for tomorrow morning.

1)

Hi, was just woundering if you received the three roses i sent to you last week?

The flower company "Triffids of Meat-City" should have delivered you them?

They cost ?16.50 which could have been donated to DK

2)

WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW, YOUR DRIVING ME NUTS, DID YOU GET THE CHUFFING ROSES I SENT YOU OR NOT?

They cost ?16.50 which could have been donated to DK

CAN I GIVE YOU A DAMM GOOD DICKING PLEASE?

3)

Yo fud

as not heard from you for nearly a week, guessing your a typical
stereo type - jam jam *HOT* - perfect body and face.

BUT as per normal NO manners, not even a 'thank you' or a
'go screw yourself' - you *HOT* bitch

They cost ?16.50 which could have been donated to DK

Going for a bath - hope somebody has replyed in about an hour

THANKS

Meat.

[Bulld0g]

Any one of those should charm the knickers off her you sweet talking bastard

[jordigirl]

just ask her out for god sake stop ya pussy footing around

women don't like to play games, whats the worse that can happen - she says no - big deal - move onto next

[Meat-Head]

just ask her out for god sake stop ya pussy footing around

women don't like to play games, whats the worse that can happen - she says no - big deal - move onto next

NOOOOO CHANCE.

She has a photo of an alsation on her FB for a start.

Besdies - see the date on this post - and read it.

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...ml#post1573589

Any more for any more?