What would you do?

[mtechno]

Maybe you've spent too much time in a virtual world (13178 Posts) I cant think of any single female who wouldn't feel uncomfortable responding to an anonymous flower sender/borderline stalker because she doesn't know if your a 20 stone sweaty dis-functional psychopath or just a freaky stalker! Either way to respond to you in any way would encourage this creepy contact! So please don't be disappointed when you don't get an answer!
If you do get an answer be very careful because she probably is Tracey Barlow!
p.s. Never mention the cost of flowers, not even to a cyber women it's a bigger turn off than the horse sh*t they grow the flowers in.
If you are completely demoralized by the lack of responce from her; send her another gift next week with a note saying, I sent you some flowers last week but yet have had no reply, the flowers are a symbol of our relationship it is new and vibrant, I dont want it to die, so here is some flower food to nurture my gift to you, so like our relationship a perfumed life life may continue to bloom.

[Meat-Head]

Maybe you've spent too much time in a virtual world (13178 Posts) I cant think of any single female who wouldn't feel uncomfortable responding to an anonymous flower sender/borderline stalker because she doesn't know if your a 20 stone sweaty dis-functional psychopath or just a freaky stalker!

p.s. Never mention the cost of flowers,


If you are completely demoralized by the lack of responce from her; send her another gift next week with a note saying, I sent you some flowers last week but yet have had no reply,

the flowers are a symbol of our relationship it is new and vibrant, I dont want it to die, so here is some flower food to nurture my gift to you, so like our relationship a perfumed life life may continue to bloom.

THANKS.

I'm not 20 stone 13179 posts does keep the weight down - as does cycling to work.

No email back as yet

I didn't mention the cost of the Trifdds or the shop name.

She is *TOO BEAUTIFUL* to look at, like stated before my 'friends' have upset her REAL friends BIG STYLE, so no go instantly.


Like the idea of 2nd gift - but would have at least expected SOME KIND of email - even if abuse from a bloke!

I guessed at her email address "Hot_Bird@meatcitycarparts.com" as not bounced back suggest it's a working one - or there servers eats all emails.

Do still have a 'bussiness' email from her college from a year ago - he still works there. "Dave_Bird@meatcitycarparts.com"

If you notice they seem to share the same surname - same spelling, so wounder if brother/sister? or cousins - NOT man/wife - i started stalking the company name - found him first - his wife has a different chassis.

So if i end up emailing him, what is the subject title and what do i say?

Thanks

Meat.

[Meat-Head]

If you are completely demoralized by the lack of responce from her

no worse than that, got 6 threads to reply to and spotted another 8 that look an untreasting read, just really *NOT* in the mood now, was happy till, see no email.

Going to sulk in the bath, i may be some time.

[Meat-Head]

*GUTTED* BEEN RE-STALKING *HOT*BIRD GOT A ROUGH LOCATION WHERE SHE LIVES ISH DATE OF HER BIRTHDAY AND FOUND HER F*F*C*J*ING*FGT*GTRE*GF TOSSPOT BOYFIREND.

HE WORKS JUST UP THE ROAD FROM M-H-M. WE HAVE USED HIS COMPANY FOR STUFF, NOT ANYMOORE.

IRONIC HOW JUST HAD A PROPERGANDER LEAFLET FROM HIS COMPANY TWO HOURS AGO - GOES IN THE BIN TOMORROW - NOT IN THE MOOD TO GET OFF MY BED. NOT EVEN GIING TO TURN LANDING LIGHT OFF > THATST STAYING ON ALL NIGHT.

MAKES IT EAUSER TO THINK WJAT TO SAY TO HER COLLEGUE : SEE IF FLOWERS ARTIVED OR NOT

MEAT *SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO* >>>>>>>ANNOYED<<<<<<

[Meat-Head]

UPDATE:-

Right so i sent an email to "Hot_Bird@meatcitycarparts.com"

No answer, so this week i sent an
email to "Dave_Bird@meatcitycarparts.com". BINGO
got a reply, turns out she was at work on the Monday ( i spoke to her)
then she was off-line on VACATION.

See here as well

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...ml#post1768540


She is 'thank full' for the flowers - doubt it NO STUNNING bird EVER says thank you.

They are brother and sister - thought they was.

He took a photo of the flowers - bonus - but tried the email on the flowers - but didn't work guess the flower shop can't read or write

Either way managed to get the message across to her.
That she is *HOT*

I add to the 'confusion' i signed the bottom 'MH'

[Shady]

Stalker | Define Stalker at Dictionary.com

[Grizz]

how did she thank you for flowers?
p-2-p? phone? email? telegram? carrier pigeon?(if its the last she's old fashioned and worth keeping)

[Meat-Head]

thanks will check email later.

[Meat-Head]

how did she thank you for flowers?
p-2-p? phone? email? telegram? carrier pigeon?(if its the last she's old fashioned and worth keeping)

Did she f--k! Said there would be *NO* thank you

just a

'lovely gesture'

- will spare you the rest
of the email.

Said was *NOT* worth identifiying one's self.

*HOT* bird

 
Our emails are monitored from head office so hopefully I won?t get into trouble lol  just in case though I would actually prefer if you did not contact me anymore on the email, if you wish to make yourself known then please call in!

So on the score of not wanting to get in trouble with 'head office'
she could have supplied an alternative email!

Would have happly sent her another bunch at ?16.50 - but she can bollocks.

Thanks guys.

[rideon]

if you wish to make yourself known then please call in!

This is English... witch part you don't get

[Meat-Head]

if you wish to make yourself known then please call in!

This is English... witch part you don't get

Sod that, not going to identify myself.

[Grizz]

i think it was a hint, focus on this bit...

PLEASE CALL IN!...

When it all works out im expecting you to call the first sprog Grizz...

[Meat-Head]

that will NEVEr happen

[rideon]

that will NEVEr happen

Well...happy stalking...
Or,you can check the email ,maybe at her signature can find mobile number and start harassing her with text!!

[Meat-Head]

So *HOT* Bird came into today, dropped an invoice off, no word of a lie must have been LESS than 1 second, she had gone.

Was with a costomer, her beauty, combined with the fact my costomer said "I would" - made TOTALLY forget what i was saying, the costomer got took back by it as well.