Car based pratical jokes

[Furax]

Anybody got any good ones? My mates left his car on the drive whist he is away on his honeymoon for a week.

Rules are its gotta be subtle, so no wrapping it in clingflim etc. He has a fairly long journey home so anything that gets gradually more annoying is good
Can't cause the car to break down, or any danger to the occupants!

[Liteace]

Pull of the hot air hose to screen and put a small piece of fresh fish in there

[adam28]

Put a dog turd under he's drivers seat

Or a nice piece of fresh fish.

Hmmmm, think i going abit to far here

On a more serious note... Unplug the the airial from the back of his stereo so he has to drive home with some ~~~~ed up sounds

tell you a cool one that i done to my mates van. I had some letters(singles) from the badges that goes on the boot of your motor
I happened to have C U N and also a T That was stuck under the indicator on the front wing of his escort van. He drove around with that for at least a month

[Meat-Head]

go to local thetre shop and down load 'threactrical smoke puffs'
loud bang and BIG puff of smoke.

Note the first time we did one of these it was 'instant' the last one 'took ages'
but fortuntally the car was a pile of shite took ages to start.



Plastic seat cover taped to steering whell, tell him heard loud bang, see air bag hanging out.

1) IF VERY VERY old car wire one trafficator to the klaxon
2) If fairly old car wire one indicator to the horn
3) If modern car reprogramme body control module to hoot horn with indicator


Do some reasearch on 555 timers, download kit from Maplins, modify so as the dynamo is running (or modify a maplin low voltage cut out relay) after 10 mins horn hoots, hazards wipers etc, turn off voltdrops stops, restart 10 mins again.

Loosen rear number plate(?) put in boot? new rear plate 'LIMP DICK' this is pretty good for attrating the fuzz attenshion.

[gmb45]

go to local thetre shop and down load 'threactrical smoke puffs'
loud bang and BIG puff of smoke.

Note the first time we did one of these it was 'instant' the last one 'took ages'
but fortuntally the car was a pile of shite took ages to start.



Plastic seat cover taped to steering whell, tell him heard loud bang, see air bag hanging out.

1) IF VERY VERY old car wire one trafficator to the klaxon
2) If fairly old car wire one indicator to the horn
3) If modern car reprogramme body control module to hoot horn with indicator


Do some reasearch on 555 timers, download kit from Maplins, modify so as the dynamo is running (or modify a maplin low voltage cut out relay) after 10 mins horn hoots, hazards wipers etc, turn off voltdrops stops, restart 10 mins again.

Loosen rear number plate(?) put in boot? new rear plate 'LIMP DICK' this is pretty good for attrating the fuzz attenshion.

~~~~ me

[Meat-Head]

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I happened to have C U N and also a T Th

1) we had 'Si' so we stuck that on a Ford Ka - 'Karsi'

2) Got two next to me now.
Go to DIY store and download a NEW smoke detector, fit in your house.
Take the old one, (you need to play)

a) tape up the metal detector bit - leave for ever more
b) Stick say a 1K resistor on it, it thinks flat battery, chirp every two mins

3) Agree with adam28, but drop it's code change the code number in the book

[racin-snake]

stick a glass vile stink bomb to the back of the acelerator pedal he'l be halfway home and boot it it will be rotten in there

if he wasnt a mate a pint of milk in the marix
or a bit of fish on the exhaust manifold
seen a hedgehog put into a car a mk2 escort
hedgehog was fine it slept under thew drivers seat
but came outfor a look when the woman moved her car as she lifted the clutch it jagged her heel and she reversed int the lorry she was having to move for to let it in
many others but if its a mate its limited
also boot polish on the back of the steering wheel
as they drive they get really black but gradually notice

[Furax]

Some good plans here.

I think i might redirect the rear wiper jet to the drivers groin

[Meat-Head]

Some good plans here.

I think i might redirect the rear wiper jet to the drivers groin

if your into electronics?
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4017 decade counter, after 6 brake presses

a) brake lites stick on
b) washer jet as said on drivrs seat, every 6 presses wet arese

[racin-snake]

or i forgot soot in the seatbelt it makes a right mess of his girlfriends clothes
and some talc into the heater vents is funny but it can be vacumed up
theres more but cant remember them all (but trying)
i once put ten marbles into a guys chasis leg
drove him mental for ages just popped out the grommets and dropped em in
he was demented trying to find the noise source

and home made soup in a poly bag in the boot takes weeks but its stinking even through the bag
and the old favorite jar of salmon paste under the back seat ..but thats bordering on evil

[Fallen]

Take a page out of top gear and put a CD full of duff duff music in the cd player and disable the controls.
10 hours of rave music would be enough to make me get out and walk!

[rp1210a]

Wipers on = windows roll down


brake on = horn honk

[gtmech]

Anybody got any good ones? My mates left his car on the drive whist he is away on his honeymoon for a week.

Rules are its gotta be subtle, so no wrapping it in clingflim etc. He has a fairly long journey home so anything that gets gradually more annoying is good
Can't cause the car to break down, or any danger to the occupants!

Look for another mate cause if your current one doesnt have a sense of humour then your gonna need another. If he does have a sense of humour then rig the brake pedal switch up to the horn.

[rideon]

I really think that this is an very important matter,so i suggest first,inject some diesel or oil in exhaust system,when the engine warms up it will smoke like hell,antifreeze work also but doesn't last long...and second,this is a 'high-tech' one,take an electric motor,put something ex centric on it like vibrators in mobile phones but on a BIGGER scale stick two looong wires on it,connect them to the brake lights and drop the whole assembly into rear fender, believe me this work!!

[smirnoff_rules]

get someone to hold the foot on your m8's brakes than put some brake claps on the hoses , takes ages for the to work it out why the car will not move