I think it would be a great idea to maintain a thread for your latest funny SMS text received

Here's the funniest I have received lately

Midget women goes to the doctors and says "Doctor I've got an itchy fanny." He lifts up her skirt, gets some scissors & goes snip snip. He asks "Is that better?" "A bit better, but its still itchy doc." So the doctor lifts her skirt up again. Snip snip snip snip. "Is that better?" "Yes" the midget replies "fantastic, what did you do doctor?" The Doctor replies "Cut the fur off the top of your Ugg boots"