A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful young woman sittin next to him was readin a book titled
''Strange but true sexual facts''.
"Interesting?'' he asks.
''Yes'' she replies, ''For instance, did u know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world & a Irishman has the thickest?
Oh, I'm sorry" she continued,
''My name's Helen & yours?" ...
''Tonto Murphy"