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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtictiger View Post
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hotdogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some **** in a tower
    - More than one wife
    - More than one mother in law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
    - You wipe your arse with your hand
    - You cook over burning camel shit
    - Your wife is picked by someone else
    - Your wife smells worse than your donkey

    Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"

    No shit Sherlock!....
    ....It's not like it could get much ~~~~ing worse!
    Very funny...
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