young boy comes in and asks his dad "What is love juice"?
His dad taken aback by the question decides to answer it truthfully.
"Well son. when two people love each other they like to make love"
The child looks vacant.
He goes on " Sometimes your mum likes to rub my penis and it goes hard and stiff, then I want to put it inside your mummys vagina"
The childs eyes widen.
"Mummys vagina is dry normally so I start to rub it and it slowly gets wet and moist"
The boys jaw begins to drop !
"When mummys vagina is wet enough, I can slide my penis inside very easily "
The boy is now crying
" Well", says dad "the wet juice that comes out of mummys vagina is love juice"
The boy is now traumatised.
"What made you ask about love juice " asks dad
"A telly program" replies the child.
The dad looked puzzled and says "What program was that"
"Wimbledon" says the boy!!!!